The Revolution has ended. Only now does the nightmare begin..... Welcome to Warriors-X!
January 28th, 2003 - Cancun Convention Center........Cancun, Mexico
Why Mexico? Because once you get out of the United States, OSHA rules go out the window and you can have som real fun. An outside consultant has been hired to book this particular card, and it promises to be better than brutal. People are double booked, the matches are suicidal, ALL TITLES ARE ON THE LINE. Tune in to this special edition of Warriors-X... EXTREME!
Revolution Title Match: Brad Amrine (C) vs. Terrence "Twister" Thompson vs. Jack Bladz vs. Emilio Con Brio vs. Allan Reed vs. Darren Michaels
This match is going to be more than messy. Our outside consultant likes to call it an Insane Azylum Match. All 6 men will be locked inside a cell, the belt will be hung 10 feet above the cell, on top of the cell are ladders, that you must use to get to the belt. To top it off the cell and ladders are wrapped in barbed wire, and the only way to get to the top is to get to the bolt cutters that are hanging on a pole in the ring.
Old School Title Match: Wendy Briese vs. Kandee vs. Cockney Crusher vs. Emilio Con Brio (C)
This one is going to be a 20 minute iron man (or woman) match. Most points at the end wins. Sounds nice and simple doesn't it?
Tag Match: ??? & Allan Reed vs. Darren Michaels & Chris Irvine
This is a blindfold/tazer match, all four men will be in the ring at the same time, all will be blindfolded and given tazers, the only way to win is to make your opponents stay down for the ten count. Allan Reed's opponent hasn't been decided yet, but if no-one vollunteers by the time the card comes around, it'll be a random pick.
Singles Match: Jack Bladz vs. Cockney Crusher
This is the Scafolding match announced on last week's show. The only way to win is to throw your opponent off of the scafolding, which has two levels at ten and twenty feet connected by ladders. Now, they wouldn't end up going to the twenty foot level would they?
Tag Team Title Match: WhirlyBirdz (C) vs. ???
With no solid tag teams left in the REV, the Whirlybirdz's opponents will be picked randomly on show from the pool of anyone and everyone who's active. The stipulations to the match are also being kept secret, but we've been assured it isn't going to be a normal tag match
Singles Match: Kandee vs. Chris Irvine
This promises to be the most bloody and brutal match of the night, save the main event. It's a bed of tacks match, so both the floor and the mat will be covered in thumbtacks. Good luck surviving this one.