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Nothing disgusts me more than seeing a dumb bitch walking around with her stomach puffed out as her body feeds some human parasite. I hate procreaters. I hate thier selfishness, thier desire to bring a new life into the world just because they can, when there are THOUSANDS of children starving to death every day. One would be too many, but thousands? I hate people who fuck and get pregnant and keep drinking and using drugs and don't abort... careless assholes. They are damaging thier developing fetus' mental and physical heath and they don't give a damn. I don't even like the "responsible" pregos. There is nothing fucking responsible about burdening the planet with another human life. There are already about 3 billion people too many for this planet's "ideal maximum"...we are like rats, or maggots, or even maybe cute bunnies... and I don't think this procreating thing would bother me so much if people admitted this but they like to think of themselves as mentally superior to mere "animals". Animals fuck...they mate. Humans, though, nooooo, they "make love", they "create life". Bullshit. They create unwanted children, disease and pain. I fucking just hate pregnant women. I hate how they lumber around and eat everything, I hate thier fucking mood swings (I have no sympathy, they did it to themselves) and I hate how they are always complaining about back pains.... oooooh, poor baby! YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF, BITCH! People who get pregnant in the first place bother me but I can at least stand the semi-smart ones that abort. Yes, I know I seem bitter. SO what. The reason *I* am here is because my mother decided she wanted to "create life". And here I am. Doomed to live. Not that I want to die. It's not that at all, so don't email me, telling me to go kill myself or I'll tell you to go fuck yourself. The problem is that I dont want to have EXISTED in the first place... dying NOW won't change that. Why, you ask? That's none of your business. The fact remains, I'm P.O.d at my parents for copulating and "conceiving" me and I hate every other prego out there for getting pregnant, carrying it, then bitching about mood swings and the like. Shut up and suck it up, is what I want to say. I'd like to take a needle and thread and sew all those bitches' ugly mouths closed. KIDS who had no say in being created, THEY might have cause to bitch and moan, but the assholes that make them should burn. The reasons people give for having kids is usually lame, too, like:
1. I'm lonely (then get a puppy or a pet rat, stupid)
2. I want somebody to unconditionally love me (you stupid moron. Just wait till they hit thier teens...)
3. I want to have my OWN children (scientists have proven that when two zygotes form the person is unique and thier DNA, while "genitically" more similar to yours than most people's, is STILL different DNA... so you just brought another life into the world... plus, blood has little to do with LOVE)
4. I want to pass on my "name" (then create a web site or something)
5. I want to pass on what I have learned (become a Big Brother or a Big Sister then, be a mentor, etc....)
6. Babies are soooo cute (yeah, so are battery operated dolls. Dolls also never talk back, grow up, etc...)
7 My family is pressuring me into it (if you're old enough to procreate you should be old enough and mature enough to stick up for yourself and resist peer pressure)
8. I want to be a good parent because my parents sucked (children are not tests to see how badly you were fucked up. Get a shrink if you're concerned about childhood issues)
9. I'm in a cult and need to bring a baby into the world for a ritual sacrifice (listen, shithead, satan isn't real)
10. I'm a surrogate mom for friends/another couple (none of thier reasons are going to be any better than above, either)
11. Everybody is doing it, I want to be normal (depression is becoming normal, too, with suicide a close second... ever thought of hanging yourself?)
12. I want to experience everything there is about life (write a book then, bungee jump, act, direct a movie, adopt a child that would otherwise fail to thrive, learn to fly planes... dont add to the overpopulation problem. With that logic you might as well start raping and murdering because those are "new experiences" too)
13. I don't need a reason to want a baby, I just do (and the baby won't need a reason for killing you in your sleep some day, he just will)
There are other reasons but they are even stupider.
In short, I think pregnant women have about as much aesthetic appeal as squished road kill (what the hell is up with them making plaster casts of thier distended stomachs? Yuck. Why don't they just stuff or pickle thier miscarriages then? I don't understand people.) But at least the road kill doesnt complain about back pain... |
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