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The Endless Battle
Good Vs. Evil

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Welcome citizens!

    This is the hyper portal to the fantastic world of the QUANTUM Do-Gooders!!!
The QUANTUM Do-Gooders are a group of super heroes dedicated to the betterment
of mankind. Originally a small clique of friends at a local college, this gen-X group of
Ultra Heroes has been propelleled into a life of danger.  Their superpowers are not
always "SUPER,"  In fact some of the QUANTUM Do-Gooders are just normal
people with some rather abnormal "powers"...

    Their story starts at their local college TENNESEE TECH.  This is where all of the
members originally met. They were partying hard at one of their friends houses when
they all decided to make a run for the Waffle House (famous for many things*)...
Now you and I both know what kinds of crazy things go on in a Waffle House
after-hours, and on that night their lives would be changed forever...

    Unbeknownst to our friends, a tanker truck carrying 20 tons of radiation rich Mentos
byproducts (if you didn't know, the production of Mentos is very volatile and gives of many dangerous
post production wastes**) was making its way along its route to disposing of the waste.
Well the trucker was a member of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)  and
was moving along pretty fast,  when out of the trees a Mama skunk and her little
skunk babies darted onto the highway! Well, being a member of PETA he decided to
try and save the odorous family at his own expense... His truck rocketed off of the
Highway and landed directly on top of the Waffle House! Our friends were knocked
unconscious  by the exploding tanker,  and all received huge doses of Minty radiation.
This radiation gave them all super powers and imbedded a sense of minty
freshness as well,  a pure freshness  -  of good.

    The Blast also affected the employees of the Waffle House...In a not so fresh way!
They were all in the back laughing at our friends who were eating Omelets that the
cooks had made with Pepcid AC in!  They became a force of Pure Evil...
The Uber-Fiends!!!  Dedicated to evil and mischievous,  the Uber-Fiends are the
enemies of all humanity, and especially to the FDA***!!!

    The QUANTUM Do-Gooders and the Uber-Fiends are enemies for life and in the
following collection of pictures we will be seeing who is who,  and in the next couple weeks
we will be exploring the heroes and villains in closer detail and hear or their
past battles and exploits... STAY TUNED!!!

Super Raquetman	NeerSyted	Laff Lady
LampShayd	Poser	BakPakBoy
PimpN	Kung-Fu WannaBee	Nark Illepsy

nEGATIVE mAN	Mister Evil Trimmers	; p     Mr. Unavailable
Snarl TWINZ	DJ Not-a-Clue	Drunknasteez

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* as determined by employees at Waffle House... ** NOT REALLY *** The FDA came down really hard on them one time previous to the accident involving  their omelets at the Cookeville location **