Our Steps To Avoiding Insanity

(Helpfull hints, for healthy living)

1. Learn to listen to what others have to say.

2. Get a low stress, no pressure, little responsibility job.

3. Even when life gets you down, remember to keep smiling, and learn to laugh at yourself.

4. Admit your faults, and become comfortable with them, and others will accept them too.

5. Try not to scream. Find more creative ways to release your anger.

6. Try to attain and maintain healthy relationships with others. Communication is the key.

7. No matter how bad things seem to be, NEVER resort to attempting suicide.

8. ALWAYS beware of giant chickens bearing gifts.

9. Only eat items that are meant to be digestible. On a related note, realize that you are not a goat.

10. Don't read in the dark. Also, get over your fear of lightbulbs.

11. Try to be social when out in public. Make friends, not enemies.

12. Last but not least, choose your friends wisely, as those closest to you have the greatest chance of driving you completely mad.