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Dennsylvania is actually it's own world, my world. Check out all the various nooks and crannies of the place I call home. If you are using frames (which you should be, because even Webtv can handle frames these days), you may navigate with the tool bar to your left, but regardless, please read on, for if you miss the first page, you may be lost within.......

So, what is this page about? Well, the most important and most fascinating subject in the history of this or any other world, ME!

Oh yeah, there is a lot of other stuff here too. You can read my biography, soon to be a TV Movie Of The Week. You can check out my pictures and images. If you are feeling brave and witty, you could choose to sign my guestbook, or you could let the work up to others, and just view my guestbook. You may submit your Comments or Complaints about Dennsylvania. Why go to sites like ESPN or CNN, when you can get all of today's world news and local news headlines from around the world right here, and of course SPORTS! Stick around, and play some of the great games and wacky miscellaneous goodies, which is much better than going out in the real world. If you do, for some illogical reason, want to venture outside of Dennsylvania, travel to other great sites on the internet via my links. While you enjoy your stay in Dennsylvania, please visit all of the interesting locations within, such as our Asylum, our Chapel, and many other places and informational resources too numerous to list here. If you cannot handle Dennsylvania, you may Exit at anytime.

This page is updated often. Quite often, I will be adding new pages to this site, and adding new twists to pages you've already seen, so come back often and don't be afraid to retrace your steps, that is unless someone already ate the bread crumbs.

RECENT UPDATES:

10/2/05-Been adding things here and there, just haven't written an update each time.

9/17/05-I'm not gonna tell ya what I added today, cause I might get in trouble for it lol. Let me just explain by quoting Brian from "Sin City", "Someone shoulda told ya, never give an Irishman cause for revenge."

9/15/05-Tweaked things bit by bit the past week or so. Spellchecking, fixing things, adding little bits and pieces, etc. I added to the Comments and Complaints page, to make it more convenient for you. Plus some sports stuff.

9/8/05-Added a picture of little old me to the main page (which you've already seen if you've scrolled down to here. Yeah, I decided to pollute the site by posting my mug! Also, I posted directions to the EXACT middle of nowhere, that's right, Schuylkill County, PA.

9/7/05-Not too much done to this site tonight. I've been working on Send Me Ministry's site. Check it out. I did add several links for donating towards hurricane victims. I encourage you to do what you can.

9/6/05-Added some more graphics, in particular, pro-Mac graphics.

9/5/05-Added two terror alert systems. Added a few graphics, and spruced things up a bit on the main page.

9/5/05-Can you believe it's 2005 already?! And 2005 is almost over?! Where did the time go? Well anyway, I haven't updated this site in a VERY long time, but I'm going to start putting time into it again. There is going to be a major overhaul to the site. I will be getting rid of a lot of the dinky little Yahoo gadgets on the site, and adding some new content. See you soon!

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Hey gang, let's do what we can to help out the hurricane victims.

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In these crazy times, even Dennsylvania is on terror alert.

We've provided two easy to understand warning systems for you to choose from:

We have decided to abandon the following system:

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Join Dennsylvania in boycotting the evil empire that is WTVE TV51! Join this righteous cause, for the good of all mankind!

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Look me up on MySpace!

Maybe you'll learn a little more about me,
your host on this tour of madness...

Check me out!

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A matter of importance

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Want directions to the EXACT middle of nowhere?

Enter starting street address: City, State or Zipcode:

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But please don't throw pumpkins at it like Norman there did!

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Dennsylvania is an ally of The Decepticons, and Pirates everywhere.

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Dennsylvania is an friendly zone.

We are proud to be Anti-Yankees. Jeffrey Maier is banned from Dennsylvania.

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