About This Institution

Dennsylvania Asylum features fine living accommodations for today's modern psychopaths. Our facility is divided into 3 separate cellblocks, to better serve different needs. We have 3 levels of inmates: Minimum Security-for those who are non-dangerous, yet mentally ill. Medium Security-for those residents who may cause a threat, and are more vocal and physical than those in Minimum Security, but are mostly just misunderstood. And Maximum Security-where those residents who we choose to keep "antisocial" reside. The Minimum Security Wing is strategically placed in between the other two cellblocks. This is to reduce the risk of unwanted interaction, and to provide a centrally located safe harbor for our staff in the event of a rare mishap.

We here at Dennsylvania Asylum realize that none of our residents are bad people They have just done bad things. Everyone is worth helping. We run a comprehensive rehabilitation program, consisting of therapy, education, assimilation, and "reprogramming".

Each resident is provided with a spacious, comfortable suite, containing all they need to live out their days in style.

Residents are allowed to visit with loved ones once a week in our lovely and personal visiting area.

Families can be ensured that we monitor all inmate activity, both inside and outside of their cells, to prevent self mutilation.

Dennsylvania Asylum specializes in treating several types of patients.

Some individuals are heavily into gloom and doom due to emotional problems (as opposed to those trying to be fashionable, in an "artsy antisocial poser" kind of way). Our expert staff attempts to release these patients from the binds of depression.