  
 Bigby Park Not so much a 'park' as Seth Moribund's front yard. Seth donated the land to the town when mowing it once a year became too much of a bother for him. Delighted with the prospect of having a park in their fair town, the council immediately hired Seth to keep the lawn tidy and to be sure that the bramble bushes did not get out of hand. Seth seems particularly pleased with his job, though. He can be seen with a suspicious grin on his face as he carefully clips the grass and trims the brambles.
The bench has never been replaced.
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A park bench was added three years ago for the enjoyment of the townfolk. The only one who ever used it, however, was Seth, who was also paid to paint it.
Unfortunately, it was destroyed when Jimmy-Boy-Billie-Bob Michael James O'Shaunesy Hyphen Smith tried to carve his name into it with the chainsaw he got for Christmas.
