Pictures I took in the Dark... Page 15

Winnie's Home Bakery and Massage Parlour
No-one knows Winnie's last name and she prefers it that way since her 'Home Bakery & Massage Parlour' is a front for a gambling casino and a... ahem... 'party place'. A confirmed bachelorette, Winnie lives with her younger brother, Sigfree Dan Roy, a huge fan of the grand illusionists, and acts as 'counterperson and masseur'. (Winnie doesn't allow him into the casino as he is so adept at making the winnings disappear!)

Entrance to the casino is gained by asking Sigfree Dan for 'treacle tarts'. Through the door marked 'Secret Casino Entrance' behind the counter, you find yet another door that leads into the casino complete with a 'Crazy Eights' table. (It's the only game they know how to play in Bigby.) Winnie runs the games herself. She also acts as waitress, security, cashier, entertainment, and once a night she walks around the casino handing out complimentary M&Ms. However, she charges $2.50 for the packaging.

Asking Sigfree Dan for 'French crullers with butterscotch sprinkles' will get you an appointment for a 'massage' in this sumptuous room which doubles as Sigfree Dan's bedroom, as you can see in this photograph. The guest luxuriates in 100% pure silk as he... they relax for hi.. their massage.

So far, only one person apparently likes to eat French crullers with butterscotch sprinkles since he is the only one ever to ask. I managed to secure an interview with this patron, and he consented to allowing his photo to be taken, but only if I disguised his identity. The photo and a portion of the interview follow:

Secret Patron - "Hello."
Me - "Hi, Weldon. I'm told you're the only person who has ever gotten a massage from Sigfree Dan."
Secret Patron - "Yes. Siggie has such 'magical' fingers."

The remainder of the interview cannot be printed here. Suffice it to say that the manager of McD's is going to have to do better than a Speedo if he wants to get Weldon's business!

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