New Breeds
of Dogs

• Collie + Lhasa Apso
  • Collapso: a dog that folds up for easy transport

• Spitz + Chow Chow
  • Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot

• Pointer + Setter
  • Poinsetter: a traditional Christmas pet

• Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
  • Pyradachs: a puzzling breed

• Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
  • Peekasso: an abstract dog

• Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
  • Irish Springer: a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

• Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
  • Lab Coat Retriever: the choice of research scientists

• Newfoundland + Basset Hound
  • Newfound Asset Hound: a dog for financial advisors

• Terrier + Bulldog
  • Terribull: a dog that makes awful mistakes

• Bloodhound + Labrador
  • Blabador: a dog that barks incessantly

• Malamute + Pointer
  • Moot Point: owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

• Collie + Malamute
  • Commute: a dog that travels to work

• Deerhound + Terrier
  • Derriere: a dog that's true to the end

• Bull Terrier + Shitzu
  • Bullsh...!!!!!! ummmmm..... never mind.....