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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Two Sisters Reunited After
18 Years in Checkout Counter

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Artificial Intelligence Like Real Thing

Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder

Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency

Blind Workers Eye Better Wages

Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One

Swedish Dentist Seizes Teeth In Payment Dispute

Workers Getting Pink Slips For Christmas

Study Links Menopause, Aging

German Magnetic Train Moves Forward

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing

Singapore Leaders Slam Tang

Caribbean Islands Drift To Left

County Officials To Talk Rubbish

Baywatch Star Objects To Fake Sex

Two Convicts Escape Noose, Jury Hung

Mike Tyson's Behavior Hard To Swallow

Dismembered Victim Not A Pleasant Fellow

Campus Killer To Remain In Prison Despite Apology

Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water

New Jersey Judge To Rule On Nude Beach

Hershey Bars Protest

Antique Stripper To Display Wares At Store

High Crime Area Said To Be Safer

Dealers To Hear Car Talk At Noon

Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests

William Kelly, 87, Was Fed Secretary

Half Of High Schools Require Study For Graduation

Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters

Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based

Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers

Moorpark Residents Enjoy Communal Dump

Teacher Dies; Board Accepts His Resignation

Pet Cooking Contest Coming To Highland

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital