Computer Messages
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BREAKFAST.COM halted. Cereal port not responding.

<-------- The information went data way -------->

The name is Baud... James Baud.

BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

Access denied. Nya Nya!

C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Backups? We don't need no stinkin' backups.

E Pluribus Modem

.... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

11'th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory...

RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

E-mail returned to sender. Insufficient voltage.

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

Press any key ... No, no, no! Not that one!

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N)

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Hit any user to continue.

Disk Full. Press F1 to belch.

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?