22 Signs
You're Living
in the 90's

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22 - Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

21 - Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

20 - Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN�s homepage to your bookmarks.

19 - You have a 'to do list' that includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones that never get crossed off.

18 - You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.

17 - Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.

16 - You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.

15 - You assume the question to valet park or not is rhetorical.

14 - You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.

13 - Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

12 - Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long that some of the products don�t even exist any more.

11 - You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.

10 - You get all excited when it�s Saturday and you can wear sweats to work.

9 - You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.

8 - You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.

7 - You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

6 - You think that 'progressing an action plan' and 'calendarizing a project' are acceptable English phrases.

5 - You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your next-door neighbors.

4 - You ask your friends to 'think out of the box' when making Friday night plans.

3 - You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.

2 - You think a 'half-day' means leaving at 5 o�clock.

And the number one sign you�ve had too much of the 90�s:

1 - You hear most of your jokes via Email instead of in person.