Judyism's On Men

Ahhhhh men.......ummmmmmmm...I could stop right there, but that would be a disservice to women. Men are Fasintating creatures in there own right. A sight to behold in all it's glory. I truley worship men, there silly little giggles when no other men are around. The way they walk, not knowing how women watch them. How easily they can be embarassed, and not show it. How sensitive they are even if they act like they are God's gift to women. So many things I can list.

Contrary to popular belief, men do NOT always think with their lower appendage. Of course 95% of them do, I just run across the other 5% more than I'd like...hehehe. ( I'll do a page on women later for the men cringing right now)

There are of course those men that have no business taking up space on the planet, But they aren't men anyway, if you get my drift here. Not worth my typing time. So I suppose you want to know why women take so much crap from men. It's simple really. We think with our lower appendeges as well. It just doesn't show. Oh and we aren't quite as obvious . You don't hear women yelling out a car window " Hey Baby, what's your phone number" Ok so I do that , but I don't count....:)

A man hates commitment, this has been proven in labratory test's somewhere in the US I'm sure. ( American's will do anything for a goverment grant.) However, a woman that's doesn't want a commitment is a man magnet for proposals. Why is this you ask? It's quite simple. (Ladies pay attention.) A man can't resist a challenge. Of course a woman that doesn't want a commitment usually could care less in that regard. But this is a funny quirk about men that only recently dawned on me. Too late, I don't want one, and I'm too honest. Nonetheless, for the sake of unvieling these complicated creatures, it has to be said. Men tell me all he time how women hurt them, but it's all in the challenge. A man can't stand rejection, but will reject a woman in a hot New York minute the second she say's " Hunny , I'm late"

Now tell a man , to give you space, and holy mackrel they go nut's. What is this strange quirk in men? Again, it's the challenge. Men love a fight, either physically, or mentally . Now a mental challenge to a intelligent man is an afrodisiac. Till you make him realize he's not all that smart, then it's rejection city. As for the size issue...oh man. Men value their lower appendige more than life itself. They brag about their size, knowing they will eventually have to prove it. Like we care. Ok to an extent we do, I'll refrain from references to certain men with appendeges resembling writting instruments *coughs* But generally men care about this to a degree a woman will never understand. It's just a part of a man that defines his character. A man with no confidence in that area either gives up and becomes Pee Wee Herman, or learns things that make women go nut's.

Now a man with an endowment of grandure perportion's on the other hand, won't bother, but I've yet to understand that one. Give me time..I'll figure it out..whoohoo. Now on the subject of a man's ego. This is the most fragile thing on the planet. I belive strongly this is why women fake it so much. Men need to feel their sexual prowess. It's the one thing that drives a man in life. This is how nature intended it, understandable if you think about it. Men are after all instinctive in nature. This is not an unreasonable attribute. However a man needs to have power over women. Also an instictive impulse i a man.

So now we ask, why do men want a woman to be committed, as in marriage, if they are terrified of commitment? Here we go again, it's the challenge, the conquest. Once gotten, a man looses interest. On to the next one.

Of couse a woman with the same instict's as a man is called a slut, amongst many other things. Double standard you say? Noooooooooo....A man doesn't think like that. Men do have it rough in alot of ways. The majority of them have to work increadibly hard at their ultimate goal. Everything a man does in life is driven by this goal. No it's not a cherry El Diablo Lamborgini, that's just another means to the ultimate goal. Get the car, get the woman. Of course women think in the opposite, Get the man, get the car. Bad , bad women.....*snickers*

A man is raised from birth to be strong, work hard, strive for greatness in all things, and above all raise a family well, make momma proud Son. No pressure there. Success is reamed into a mans head by first their parents, (Fathers being the main culprit ), then society. The ultimate goal in this programming you may ask? The woman. A man of high success is judged by the woman he chooses.

Very definatley by other men. Men look at success in terms of how Hot his woman looks standing behind him at the office party, or at a news conference. Which by the way proves why Clinton will never be a success, he has very bad taste in woman.....Are you listening Al?

Speaking of taste, men have an increadible sense of taste and smell. I learned this from a very sexy man, and will be eaternaly grateful ( spelt purposely wrong there...) Thanks come soon darlin'...:)

But I digress....ooohhooo.....

They love a well cooked steak. Give a man steak and your sure to get a night of his best. Assumming of course he has a best. But that's another page.

A man in the kitchen , cooking way better than you is the sexyist thing on the planet. They love the competiton, and some can reville in their cooking prowess. However most men avoid this area because of a little know fear of the can opener. Oh and ever since Elliana, kitchen knifes have the strangest affect on a man.

smiles>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

All men have different quirks, unique to each. This makes research all the more exstensive. And God knows I live for research. Everytime I think I have them figured out, one will come along , and surprise the hell outta me. I suppose I could catagorize them, but this doesn't work. After all individualizim is what makes a man special. Their like snowflakes really, not a one alike. Except in one way. Give a man the one thing he was born to strive for. The only thing he can think about at anytime, whether he's sleeping, or in the middle of a all important meeting with the head CEO of Yahoo..*snickers there* . He can forget everything if a sexy woman walks by. A little known tactic used by other men to distract from the issue , and throw a guy into total ruin, if done at the right time. If only women knew the power they have to destroy a man. It's scary really. Good thing I think more like a man than a woman.

Let's delve into the different types of men at this point. This could take a while, so bear with me. Of course I'll save the best for last, cause I love suspence.

You know..I was going to delete that sentence, but it has to be said. Men can't be catgorized. Their to unique. Forgive me for even presuming that I could. Forgive me guys?

Some how I knew you would....*giggles*

God I love men, some are dreamers....always searching. Some are the opposite..condeming all that is good. I sit in awe of their complexity. Each bringing their own unique beauty to lifes questions. Men are simple yet a puzzlement. More like women than they like to admit. We are after all, just two halfs trying to reconnect. Men do it sexually, women do it errrr..ok sexually..hehehehe. Sorry girls if I'm blowing your cover here, but again it has to be said.

Men have asked me a few times, what *type* of man I like. To me, there is no one *type* really. Of course I've had about enough of stupid men, with the imagination of a slug. Men who get set in a comfortable lifestyle, and want to keep it that way till they die. Never trying learn new things, only living in the past, clinging to it with every fiber of their being. I pity men with such limited goals. Of course, women do this as well, but it's concidered obedient. akkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

An intellegent man bores of this quickly, unless he has an ego the size of Siberia. Ok, so that's 75% of men. The ego part anyway....hehehehe

Like I said before, all men have fragile egos, but one has to look at the whole picture. That 25% that can control their egos, are the best of the bunch. Give this kind of man a challenge, stimulate his mind as well as his lower appendege, and you've hit gold. A never ending wealth of happiness.

Now I must say, most men have no skill, as far as percentage goes. Out of 11, only two have impressed me. This I feel is the fault of women. Yes girls, your fault. All that faking..geez....... Cut that shit out damnit! If they knew how bad they really were, don't you think they would try harder? If a man has to ask " Was it good for you baby?" He has no clue. Get a new one. Then their are men that just *assume* .Your faking too good girls!!!! Cut it out!!! Make them work for it. They love hearing what you really need, what you really want. Tell them, as a matter of fact, demand it. Now, of course, I don't mean to humiliate the guy. Just whisper in his ear what you like, then pull his head where it belongs. *coughs* You know what I mean ladies...whoohoo. Oh, and they love to watch. Must be all those porno magazines. Though a smart woman enjoys the same thing. ummmmm I know I do.

I think at this point I need to take another direction for this page. A weekly article has been suggested . Reading this whole thing everytime as it gets longer is no fun. So a new link on my Homepage will be created. This page of course will remain, and my best articles will be pasted here.