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My Diary |
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After 49 days of being offline, I have returned, and with a new record too. Too bad I didn't get a nickel... maybe I should ask Chris about that *winks*. This is also the first day of my site here at DempstersRelish. Anyways, today I found some toe-jam in my blister. Sounds gross, huh? You know when you've been active and your feet get kinda sweaty and then when you take off your socks there is some lint stuck to it? Yeah... that's toe-jam, as my brother calls it. Anyways, I got some of that in my blister. Just thought you guys should know :-D |
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June 6, 2003 |
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Today, Josh was a MORON!! However, that is only to be expected. Well, that's it, so go back home :-) |
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June 7, 2003 |
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Skipping a few days.... |
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June 16, 2003 |
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Ah, so much happened today.. Becca got her kick arse camera, in science we played cards cuz mr. ingle was to shy to tell us to do work, and Lloyd was threatening (and actually hurting) Josh to create "inscentive" to give me my 4.50
Here that Josh? Where's my money! |
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Yo Yo! Gill updating here! Geoff has been up to alot today, he had me and chris and ivar and john arrive an hour late at his house, he made us ride to this tennis court for hours on end, uphill(both ways). He took us to this place where we got them klondike bars for 3 for 2$.... then he took us back to his house where we saw is reoom and Dave's room and BABY PICTURES!!!! little Geoff is soooooo adorable!!! awww... he was sooo CUTE (what happened to him, JKZ! JKZ!) anywho, we rode to bex's house and John and Chris ditched us on the way here, and Geoff made the mistake of sighning on his website and not sighning off, which is why i am updating his site while hes playing some video game with Ivar. Anywho, soon.... prolly later rather than sooner we'll be heading to my place to be getting ma bathing suit to go to ivars neibors place to raid their swimming pool. Anywho, yah i better go b4 oog figures out that im updating his site, latez |
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Wow it's been a while... well thank you Gil for your update, so now to the buisiness at hand:
Today on the bus I ate a slice of apple, but i didn't eat it in any ordinary way, you see. I got the apple in the very middle of my mouth and parallel to my front teeth, that means perpendicular to my molars, right? okay, so, I bite down, and the apple gets thoroughly wedged in between my molars. This makes talking difficult, as I realize when I tell Dylan what I have done to myself. So Dylan starts to laugh uncontrollably as I try in vain to dislodge the apple slice. Then Harley realizes what is happening and laughs hysterically. And of course by this point I am laughing uncontrollably as well... So overcome my laughter and use all my might and manage to use my tounge as a leaver against the roof of my mouth to pry down on the apple, shooting it out of place. Then, by some miracle, my tounge whipped around in front of the apple and put it back in there. My face must have gone from shear effort to relief to some wierd kind of "oops" look, to which Dylan and Harley must have picked up on as their laughter redoubles. Fortunately, FORTUNATELY, this time it wasn't wedged as well as previously, so I was able to fairly easily pry it back out. Then I was faced with the minor problem of maneuvering the huge slice of apple away from that annoying space between my molars while attempting to contain my busting laughter. In the end, I managed to eat the apple.
Thank you for your time. |
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December 8, 2003 |
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