How can someone strive to be different and have so many clones? They claim they are "individuals," yet all of their friends dress the same. Are they so stupid that they don't notice the same douche bag right in front of them wearing the same girl pants that were on sale at JC Penny's that weekend? Can they not notice that they all have the same died, black hair, straightened and parted to the side? You're not an individual if you belong to a group that all dresses the same way, tard.
I see a bunch of these "individuals" walking around my school everyday, craving for attention. And the funny part is, THEY GET IT! Way to go assholes. Feed the retard's need for attention until every kid turns into an EMO-tron and gets what he wants.
WAY TO GO SHIT-DICKS.
They might as well sell EMO starter kits, so anyone that wants to be different like everyone else can be.
This starter kit would include:
1) Black hair dye
2) A pair of girl's blue jeans
3) A pair of wrist bands
4) All the Fall Out Boy, From First To Last, Taking Back Sunday,Hawthorne Heights, All American Rejects, My Chemical Romance, Brand New, Dashboard Confessional and Aiden CDs
5) A t-shirt of any of the shit-tastic bands named above
6) Black eye makeup
7) A hair straightener
8) A razor blade
There you go. That's all it takes to be EMO. Of course, you still need a self-loathing personality, a negative outlook on life, and the ability to sit down in a corner with your legs bundled up and your head in your knees at any time.
FUCK YOU
If anyone wants to market that starter kit idea, or wants to tell me your opinion of this article EMAIL ME.
