I hate Chuck Norris with a passion. His acting sucked more than anything in the entire world, and his television show was possibly the worst thing to happen to my eyes since sharp objects. Seriously, I used a fork to dull the pain that his show inflicted on me. I remember the only episode I watched and it was about some chick getting raped, and Chuck coming to the rescue. He beats some guy up that has a knife, which really made me shit myself. No way would some old, fuck-bag beat a young guy with a knife. Chuck Norris is a lie. He's not tough. He was in a television show, of course he's gonna be tough and do the impossible. Kids at my school think it's cool to say things like, "Chuck Norris is my hero!" or make Chuck Norris jokes, which suck my dick. There are seriously sites that are dedicated to CHUCK NORRIS JOKES. That makes me wanna shit. Oops, I just did.
Then there are his exercise commercials. What an ass. He actually uses his fame and well-known name to get people to buy his stuff. WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!? I just like how some people just buy it because they think THAT PARTICULAR MACHINE is what Chuck Norris used to get "buff". FUCKING MORONS. I hate you. I HATE YOU!!!!!
Why is it such a trend to like Chuck Norris and tell Chuck Norris "jokes"? Well, I see it like this. People are fucking stupid. That's it really. Is there really any other explanation? It pisses me off so much how all these popular kids think it's cool to go around saying how much they like this old has-been. FUCK YOU. Chuck Norris isn't God, assholes. He's some old guy who's running out of money so he has to endorse exercise machines just to stay afloat. What a cool guy.
Fuck you Chuck Norris, and everything that has to do with you. I can't wait 'til you die. I'm gonna throw a party, and only I'm gonna be invited. It's gonna be the best party ever. I'm just gonna sit there and write about how happy I am that you are finally gone, and sing songs about how you never did anything with your meaningless life, except make mediocre t.v. shows and advertise for shitty exercise equipment. Does anyone even remember the black guy's name that was his partner in the show? No? Why? Is it because he's black? Racists.
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