(1) They want to show off how many friends they have so people think they are interesting.
(2) They think they are "with it" if they chat online in some trendy network of shit.
I've seen people use ShitSpace, and it astonished me. I looked at it and thought it familiar. Then I remembered.
IT'S CALLED E-MAIL.
MySpace is basically e-mail with a few extra things. You can customize your page so every one can see what kind of pointless, shitty stuff you are into. For instance, check out any of the MySpace pages, and I bet you'll find at least ten with a marijuana leaf for the background. Other popular ones are anything to do with law breaking, "sticking it to the man," "gangsta" rappers, or some shitty, trendy fad or anything that has to do with something fucking stupid. I mean, seriously, who could give a shit if you smoke pot and spray paint? OH, I KNOW! EVERYONE! Since when did it become cool to be a loser? Since when did it become cool to have nothing better to do than get high and spray you're little gay ass sayings on dumpsters? I fucking hate everyone.
Anyway, back to "Shit Central." Oops, I mean MySpace. Aside from customizable options, you can post comments on sites, upload up to 12 photos, (holy shit that's a lot!), send messages, and get this, CREATE A GODDAMN BLOG. A blog is someone's lame ass story about their day and bla bla bla. NO ONE FUCKING CARES. Anyway, the thing I hate most is the pictures people choose to upload. It usually shows them striking some "I'm hard" pose, and features a caption at the bottom like this: ~**~ im a gangsta bitch~**~ Wow, really? I didn't notice you were. I couldn't see your gun shot wounds under all that Abercrombie and Fitch. You all suck.
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