It's just amazing how some people actually DO care. "Holy shit, you played a great game against (insert other shitty team here)!" Can I suck your dick!?" Seriously, I've heard that many times before. But hey, if someone wants to offer sexual favors over something as stupid as sports, they can be my guest. It doesn't really surprise me, seeing how football is the most homoerotic thing in the world. A bunch of sweaty guys, fighting over a ball, and tackling each other to the ground, THAT'S WHAT I CALL MANLY! Jackasses. The only sport gayer than football is wrestling, if you can even consider that a sport. It's basically gay sex without intercourse. Who cares if you can lift incredibly large amounts of weight or if you can pin your gay pal? Yeah, you're really going to use that in your life. "Hey Bob! I caught you cheating with my wife! Now we have to wrestle!" Yeah, and even if you bring up the fact that it makes you "stronger", there's a little thing called a gun, able to penetrate any muscle, no matter how toned or built they are. Didn't think of that did you, Smart Shit?
Even though those sports are immensely gay, no sport can top how POINTLESS baseball is. Goddamn, it takes too long, and all you do is sit there most of the time. REAL TOUGH. I'm not saying I can play it, 'cause I probably couldn't. One, because I'm fat, and two, because sports are the biggest waste of time in the world, and I have no skill in them whatsoever. It just pisses me off how even though most of these kids will never make it anywhere after high school, they still devote HALF of our budget to there gay little game of shit. Here's an idea: How about buying some textbooks that aren't from the 80's? I'm serious, our books have pictures of Walkmans on them, but every single sports team gets new equipment every year. FUCK YOU. Maybe if you spent a little more money on education, the U.S. wouldn't be turning into the slowly decaying, absent-minded country that it is. Our U.S. debt is over eight trillion dollars. Way to go, you guys sure are smart. Fuck you all.
The next time you think someone is better than you just because they have athletic ability, just think about where you'll be in ten years, and vice-versa. Yeah, you'll be firing their ass 'cause they didn't make the office floor shine well enough. Pricks.
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