okay some of these aren't that funny...but i think they are... :D !!

*"i know!" said lockhart. "six solid months at the tops of the best seller list! broke all records!"

*"but you would think, wouldn't you," he erupted suddenly, pulling the letter back out of his pocket, "that getting hit 45 times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the headless hunt?" ~nearly headless nick

*"d'you think i don't know what people call me behind my back? fat myrtle! ugly myrtle! miserable, moaning, moping myrtle!"
"you've forgotten pimply," peeves hissed in her ear.

*"nick!" he roared. how are you? head still hanging in there?" ~sir patrick delaney~podmore

*"really, severus," said professor mcgonagall sharply, "i see no reason to stop the boy playing quidditch. the cat wasn't hit over the head with a broomstick."

more coming soon....

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