alright bastards and posers, here are some quotes from the past weeks.
YOU CHIPPED MY TOOTH MOTHER FUCKER, SOMEONE BETTER DRIVE ME TO THE DENTIST.
Of course thats John Mac, providing the funniest moment of the rolla trip, I tell you this, I was in some shit after i pushed Castor the second time, and thats no lie!
A Girl just caught some electrical tape at the urge concert "Hey can I have that? I have a tape player. - me
So brad where is your girlfriend going next semester? Spring garden? Note: brad moore has a youngan for a girlfriend, but the jokes on me because she is hot :)
This is the classic comeback by my friend Mr. Jacobs, and its still one that works well.
" Ray, why aren't you eating ?"
" So is Cori staying here at the phi cap house?" Are you guys feeding her? Or just giving her a bowl of water." this was from me to the phi kap boys, again jokes all over me cause cori is a female god, but i guess she is more of a goddess
"Well the cops are gone, mine as well start drinking again" -Herbster gets this quote
" As if it wasn't hard enough for myself to get play, now i have this huge sore on my neck, thats fucking great." - thats my quote to myself
Hey bitch, (5 minutes later) Hey bitch ( 10 minutes later ) Hey bitch!!!!!!! this is Aaron's quote from CMH
" I pretty much KNEW that there was no santa clause after i was good all year, then wrote down "All i want is for a girl to dance with me at our 5th grade christmas dance" Not only did i not get to dance with anyone, but Jesse Thasher took of my pants and threw them on the roof - of course thats mine
me:" what if new guy ( brian young) and Naked guy (nate dogg's friend) got into a fight bryce? Bryce: Well then there would be a naked new guy!
"You have issues" - black lady at the urge concert speeks truthfully to Clissbee
Everyone in this room is going to be fat one day, I just decided not to procrastonate" - thats me, but the joke was used on RJ a week before :) you know what i am talking about
It would be "clever" if these guy's got off stage (thump thump thump) - quote from me, but the thumps were from eric hitting me.
"I am going to give this guy a couple dollars" - me making a mistake on the way back from the blades.
Trying to screw a girl after David has screwed her would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway - RJ
Can we get some Clean sluts rather than these dirty whores?!!!!!!! - goose
Alright if your on the ship level, you want to go through the door then take a left then right then go straight then go left up the stairs shoot the guys flip the switch and run down the stars and your done. - bart (i was playing unreal and he knows everything about everything when it comes to video games.
teacher of me Health class: Alright guys, the final is going to be on Wednesday. me: This Wednesday? teacher: yes this wednesday. Other students: So its going to be on this Wednesday? Teacher: yes this wednesday, the day after tomorrow. me: so its the day after tuesday? teacher: yes the day after tuesday wednesday November 29th. Other students: so not the day after tuesday but Wednesday. Teacher: the final is on Wednesday November 29th.
me: So the test is on thursday? teacher: shutup Ray.
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