| alright bastards and posers, here are some quotes from the past weeks. |
| YOU CHIPPED MY TOOTH MOTHER FUCKER, SOMEONE BETTER DRIVE ME TO THE DENTIST. Of course thats John Mac, providing the funniest moment of the rolla trip, I tell you this, I was in some shit after i pushed Castor the second time, and thats no lie! |
| A Girl just caught some electrical tape at the urge concert "Hey can I have that? I have a tape player. - me |
| So brad where is your girlfriend going next semester? Spring garden? Note: brad moore has a youngan for a girlfriend, but the jokes on me because she is hot :) |
| This is the classic comeback by my friend Mr. Jacobs, and its still one that works well. " Ray, why aren't you eating ?" |
| " So is Cori staying here at the phi cap house?" Are you guys feeding her? Or just giving her a bowl of water." this was from me to the phi kap boys, again jokes all over me cause cori is a female god, but i guess she is more of a goddess |
| "Well the cops are gone, mine as well start drinking again" -Herbster gets this quote |
| " As if it wasn't hard enough for myself to get play, now i have this huge sore on my neck, thats fucking great." - thats my quote to myself |
| Hey bitch, (5 minutes later) Hey bitch ( 10 minutes later ) Hey bitch!!!!!!! this is Aaron's quote from CMH |
| " I pretty much KNEW that there was no santa clause after i was good all year, then wrote down "All i want is for a girl to dance with me at our 5th grade christmas dance" Not only did i not get to dance with anyone, but Jesse Thasher took of my pants and threw them on the roof - of course thats mine |
| me:" what if new guy ( brian young) and Naked guy (nate dogg's friend) got into a fight bryce? Bryce: Well then there would be a naked new guy! |
| "You have issues" - black lady at the urge concert speeks truthfully to Clissbee |
| Everyone in this room is going to be fat one day, I just decided not to procrastonate" - thats me, but the joke was used on RJ a week before :) you know what i am talking about |
| It would be "clever" if these guy's got off stage (thump thump thump) - quote from me, but the thumps were from eric hitting me. |
| "I am going to give this guy a couple dollars" - me making a mistake on the way back from the blades. |
| Trying to screw a girl after David has screwed her would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway - RJ |
| Can we get some Clean sluts rather than these dirty whores?!!!!!!! - goose |
| Alright if your on the ship level, you want to go through the door then take a left then right then go straight then go left up the stairs shoot the guys flip the switch and run down the stars and your done. - bart (i was playing unreal and he knows everything about everything when it comes to video games. |
| teacher of me Health class: Alright guys, the final is going to be on Wednesday. me: This Wednesday? teacher: yes this wednesday. Other students: So its going to be on this Wednesday? Teacher: yes this wednesday, the day after tomorrow. me: so its the day after tuesday? teacher: yes the day after tuesday wednesday November 29th. Other students: so not the day after tuesday but Wednesday. Teacher: the final is on Wednesday November 29th. me: So the test is on thursday? teacher: shutup Ray. |