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| A Useless Agent 1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| One day Shawn was watching television. It was a beautiful day outside and all was peaceful in the town. It was two in the afternoon. Suddenly the phone rang. Shawn's mom yelled at him to answer so he did. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Hello." Said Shawn. "Who is calling?" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Hello kid, is your dad there?" The voice said. "We need to talk to him." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Hay dumb@$$, I asked who is calling so you need to answer my question first." Said Shawn in a angry voice. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Who we are is not important." The voice said. "We need to talk to your dad." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Well you can't you morons. He is in jail for assault with a deadly weapon." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "What weapon is that?" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| He attacked some people with a spoon. I see no danger with that. So just leave a message and I will tell him later." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "This is too important to hold off 'til later. You will have to do the job for him." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "What is this job you speak of?" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "We need you to get a secret package to a place for us." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Do I get paid for this?" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "You will get an agent license and our gratitude." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "No money. Screw that." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Fine, you'll get fifty dollars also." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'll do it." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So Shawn goes to the place the people told him about. It is a back ally full of garbage and graffiti on the walls. Mice run around on the ground and there is little light to see around with. The smell of the garbage is so bad he wanted to kill himself. When Shawn reaches the door he is greeted by a man in all black and had pink socks. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Hello. Shawn is it?" The man said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Yes it is. What the crap is with the pink socks. Shawn said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "They're a gift from my mom. Well here is the package, now get going you need to get this there as fast as you can.? The strange man said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So Shawn takes the package and leaves to get to the other end of town. The people said they need him or his dad so spies didn't find the package. As he traveled across town he got in many problems with gangsters and a group of hippies. Out of nowhere a car came at him. He jumps as fast as possible and hits the top of the car sending him into the air and lands head first into the ground. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Oww. That really hurt." Shawn said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Some people in tuxedos come out of the car, ten of them in all. Shawn sees that five have pistols and two have knives while the rest are unarmed. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "We see that you have a package." One of them said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Ya I do have a package. What does it have to do with you?" Shawn Asked. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "We'll be taking it from you now." The man said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Can't give it to you I need to deliver it." Shawn said, and with that he jumps up restrains the two who have knives. The others shoot and miss hitting the two men. Shawn takes one knife and throws it at the closest person with a gun. The knife hits his head and sends him back into another man who shoots and hit the car. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "So you want to do it the hard way? Fine let's do this." The man said. He then pulled out a shotgun and fires. He misses and hits the two men again. At this point Shawn runs up and grabs a gun. He quickly jumps into the car and drives away. Suddenly a man runs in front of the car. Shawn starts to speed up to hit him. The man jumps and hits the front of the car sending the car into the air and land into the side of a building. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The car starts to fall straight down towards the ground. Shawn Jumps out into the building where he sees many people. One comes up to him and helps him up. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Do you have our package?" The man said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Sure do." Shawn said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So he leads Shawn to a secret room in the wall of the top floor. Here he sees many gadgets and computers. The man gives him a licenses and fifty dollars. He then asks for the package. Shawn gives him the package. He opens it and Shawn then sees it is a music CD. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "All that for a CD?" asked Shawn | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Ya it's my favorite band." The man said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'm going to kill you." Shawn says. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The end | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||