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| Articulation-Station 1 | ||||||
| It was yesterday, in a park, and Doug was waiting for his friend, Sven, to meet him. | ||||||
| He was casually walking around in circles when he walked smack into an innocent bystander. But it wasn't a bystander at all, in fact, he was an android and he had flames for hair. Then he suddenly burst into even more flames and he said "OMG you're like gunna g33t ownz0red." Doug quickly replied "Sheet! Call in the sniperz!" | ||||||
| All of a sudden, a missile came in and was like "What the hell are you guys doing!?!!?!?!!" And Doug totally called him a n00b because he used way too many exclamation and question marks. The missile, after being offended, was like "O Shi!" and exploded. | ||||||
| Then Sven came in and started to dance, and Doug said "Sven! Go get your sniper rifle" but Sven replied "But the sniper in the church has it." Then the sniper in the church ran towards us but before he could shoot, he started to lag. Then Sven said to him, "Turn off your pr0n hacks!" Once he did, he appeared right next to us so Sven m�l�ed him in the back and took his sniper. | ||||||
| Then the flaming android pulled out his SMG and began a strange ritual to bring back the dead. But he accidentally turned himself dead. But he was an android, so he wasn't alive in the first place, so he became the undead flaming robot. "But I thought he was a Android" Doug asked. "There's no such thing as an undead android, stupid" replied Sven. | ||||||
| So the undead flaming robot pulled out a grenade and blew a hole in the ground and jumped in. Doug turned to Sven and said, "We got to stop him before he gets to the bank, cashes a check, and goes to the grocery store and unleashes his horde of evil mutant vegetables!" "How did you come up with that?" Sven inquired. "Due process." "Ohh." Sven turned around. "Where are you going?" "I'm going to Miss Pro-" "No, that jokes already been used, lets go!" | ||||||
| Will Doug and Sven catch up to the undead flaming robot in time to save the world from destruction? What other online cartoons can the author rip off for the sake of comedy? Find out, in the next installment of Articulation-Station. | ||||||