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| Steven Saves the Day | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| One day Steven walked to the store to buy something of no importance. On his way there he heard people screaming and decided to check it out. When he got there he was surprised to see an army of bloodsucking robot aliens. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Frank: That makes no sense. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Steven: Shut up. It's my story. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Anyways, he ran up to talk to a normal person. They were in need of medical attention and smelt bad. So Steven said "What is going on here?" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "You must save the world from these creatures or die a horrible death. If you don't, they will kill all of humanity." The freaky person said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Now why would I do that when the army can do it?" asked Steven. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Because the plot makes you do it. And the only weapon you get is this odd-shaped stick and this string." the person said. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Well, can't argue with that. Okay you freakin' ugly zombies." Steven said calmly. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Frank: But you said they were blood-sucking robot aliens. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Steven: Well now they're zombies. May I continue? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Frank: No. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So Steven looked around to see nothing that could help. "Well this is crap. I know what to do now." Suddenly Steven pulls a TV out of his pocket and turns it on. "Let's see what's on the shopping channel. WOW, a battery-powered bat,wait that's my idea!!!" So with that, he stands up and runs to the networks studio. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When he starts to run he hits the TV and sends it rolling at the Killer Spoons. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Frank: Steven the army can't just keep changing. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Steven: What army?!?! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Frank: The one in the story. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Steven: Oh that one. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Right, so the microwave, I mean TV, hits the army of Barneys, killing half of them. Suddenly the toaster explodes sending radioactive rays on the rest of them, turning them in giant mutant giants. Suddenly they explode for no reason. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| And that is how Steven created the Battery-Powered Battery- I mean saved the world. Suddenly Max explodes. Then the computer Explodes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Frank: That made no sense at all. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Steven: So? The people reading this, want something like this. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Frank: No they don't. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Max: Hi guys. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Steven: I'm using my powers on you. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| (Suddenly Max spontaneously melts) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Steven: Take that you freakin' giant potato. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||