Chapter 15: Aftermath
(We join Steven and his friends back at the house after a pretty screwed up ordeal)
Frank: So, exactly how did you get kidnapped?
Steven: I didn't get kidnapped.
Max: What about the note?
Steven: I wrote that. Remember that time I went shopping and said I was abducted by thugs and was being used as a hostage at the local store? Same concept here, it is just how I say I am away.
Frank: Well how did it all go down?
Doug: That sounded funny.
Frank: Shut up.
Steven: Well, three days before your return, there was a knock on the door.
Josh: There was?
Steven: Yes, these two were too stupid to hear it, so I answered it. It was she, and she asked me if I wanted to go spend the weekend playing video games. I quickly answered yes and went to get my stuff.
Doug: I don't remember that.
Steven: Because you and Josh were too busy being stupid.
Frank: So who is she anyways?
Steven: A very friendly person.
Max: He means her name.
Steven: She never told me that.
Doug: I wonder what her purpose is.
Steven: Probably to compensate for the loss of our other female character, who we lost.
Frank: I see. Now we just need to make us seem not racist.
(Suddenly Max turns Asian, Doug turns Mexican, and Josh turns African)
Steven: What the hell?
Josh: What just happened?
Frank: Holy singing pop cans.
Max: Please turn everything back to normal.
(Everything returns to the way it was)
Max: Oh thank you lord.
Josh: Or the writer.
Steven: That would be me. That was close.
Max: Well, back to the answers we all want.
Steven: I got a question. Where did Josh get that rocket launcher?
Josh: I really have no freaking idea.
Steven: Was that some sort of Panzerfaust or something?
Josh: Yes it was.
Steven: Awesome.
Doug: Hey look, some old friends.
(Tyler, Emily, and Old Man walk into their house)
Emily: Hi everyone!
Steven: Oh god, happiness killing me.
Tyler: Fhuzley uffel.
Old Man: WOW, Lawn gnome talking.
Frank: What are you guys doing here?
Old Man: We have come to say that we shall start appearing more often.
Emily: Except me. I have had a lot of work to do lately.
Tyler: Blafa flapid nabibibib shumw.
(And with those words, a ninja jumps down a assassinates Tyler)
Max: Holy shit!
Emily: AHHHHHH!!!
Steven: How many times has this happened this week Josh?
Josh: About 7 times in three days.
Steven: Wow, he has died so little in the past month.
Frank: Wait, what?
Steven: When Tyler dies, a lawn gnome turns to life with his appearance and soul.
Frank: Well that would come in handy. Especially while living with those nimrods.
(Josh and Doug stare frantically at a spot of dirt in the window)
Max: Yeah, and not to mention Steven.
Steven: I'm sorry, but did you say living with me is bad?
Max: Yes.
Steven: Isn't it I who pays for almost everything here?
Frank: Yeah, how do you get that money?
Steven: Tournaments. I'm entered for a pro Magic Tournament tomorrow.
Doug: I like Magic.
Old Man: Well, I must be off to train a dog to play DDR. Later.
Steven: Bye Old Man.
Frank: See you later.
Emily: Why do you call him Old Man? He is like 16 years old.
Steven: It's his birth name. His name is Old and he is from the Man family.
Emily: I see.
Josh: Anyone up for a game of Super Smash Bros.
Tyler: I am.
Steven: I also.
Frank: Save me a controller.
(And thus the gang was back to their normal lives. They had no weird experiences for about a month or two. Then they started to get freaked when they returned home and the door had been destroyed.)
Steven: What is going on here?
Max: No idea. I'm so happy I'm leaving for college tomorrow.
Doug: You don't like the weird stuff here? What a fag.
Josh: Hey, there is a letter here addressed to... I can't read it.
Frank: That says demon, Josh.
Josh: Oh I see. I had it upside down.
Max: Who is demon?
Doug: No idea.
Steven: That would be me.
(Steven quickly swipes the letter from Frank)
Frank: How are you Demon?
Steven: That has to do with my tournaments.
Max: Really?
Steven: Yeah, in the Call of Duty ones, my team, Team Siphon, I'm known as Demon.
Doug: How do you get a name like that?
Steven: It came from the opponents that I pwned immensely.
Frank: What does it say?
(Steven scans through the letter... he seems to be surprised)
Steven: Um... I'll be gone for the night.
Doug: Ok.
Steven: Later all.
Frank: Bye.
(Steven then leaves)
Max: Why is he always leaving lately?
Doug: No idea. Let's send a spy after him.
Frank: What spy do we have?
Josh: My close friend Kiriyama, ninja master.
Kiriyama: You called?
Doug: Follow Steven. See what he has been doing.
Kiriyama: Got it.
(Kiriyama chases after Steven. Then I notice that this is where this chapter ends. How will this turn out? Find out when I'm not bored.)
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