Chapter 14:  What happened? Part 3
(They charge the door only to find)  *Thump*
Max: OW! Thats one strong door.
Frank: Then let's just open it.
Doug: It's locked.
Max: Son of a bit-
Josh: I got the key.
Frank: How did you get the key?
Josh: I found it right here, next to the welcome mat.
Max: This person has a welcome mat indoors? What a freak.
Doug: Let's just hurry, our surprise attack failed.
Frank: Right.
(So they rush the door again, this time successfully, only to find...)
Max: No ones here.
Josh: I think they left out the back door.
Doug: Those sneaky bastards.
Familiar Voice: HAHA, he said bastard.
Other Voice: Will you shut up?
Frank: Quick, over there!
Other Voice: What? AH, run time.
Max: You can't escape us.
Frank: We will save Steven.
Josh: Hey look, a quarter.
Frank: No time for that now, Josh.
Josh: Awww.
Max: You guys did realize that one of them is Steven, right?
Doug: Ummm, no.
Frank: I did. It seems that Sven here is just as insane as always. He doesn't even care about being kidnapped.
(They give chase but due to anger problems and a mental block I'm having, I won't go into detail. So you all lose.)
Max: WHOA! That wasn't Toan this time.
Frank: Who was it?
(The new narrator. Toan quit because he was under-paid.)
Josh: That bitch.
(Get back to the story already)
Frank: Right. So we've tracked them down here.
Max: Now, all we have to do is actually surround them and capture this person.
Josh: Ok, I got the rocket launcher.
Frank: Where did you get that?
Josh: That nice person who kidnapped Sven gave it to me about three days ago.
Frank: What the hell is going on here?
Max: Nothing that will make sense.
Frank: Whatever. CHARGE!
(And with that, they stormed the doors. Frank and Max ready to fight, Doug not even looking the right direction, and Josh with his Panzerfaust 60.)
Voice: Aw shit, they found us.
Steven: Hey there guys.
Josh: No time to talk Sven. Time to die weird person!
(Josh launches his only shot at a nearby plant.)
Frank: Nice shot moron. Why would you use an explosive device at close range?
Josh: Ha ha, it went boom.
Steven: What's with the explosions?
Josh: We're here to help you Sven.
Steven: No need. I'm having fun playing constant games with my friend.
Frank: Who are you anyways?
Person: None of your business, moron.
Frank: Just tell us.
Person: Never. Well, I'll be seeing you later. Your friends are weird.
(And then a cloud of smoke appears. This did nothing since they were already gone beforehand)
Steven: Look what you people did. You scared her away.
Max: Wait a sec. This whole time it was a girl that had outsmarted us and was always better then we?
Steven: So, are you sexist?
Frank: He's gay remember.
Max: HEY!
All: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Back at the house OF DOOM!)
Steven: What's with the new narrator?
Max: Long story, so tell us what happened.
Steven: I'll tell you everything, in the next chapter.
Josh: What? Why not now?
Steven: So you will want to read the next one more.
Frank: You sneaky bastard.
Max: Hey, where is Doug?
(Back at the abandoned building)
Doug: Where did everyone go? I'M COMFUSED!
Person: Oh just shut up already.
Doug: Hey, it's you again.
Person: No shit. I've been here for the past four hours.
Doug: Where am I?
Person: Go home.
Doug: Ok.
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