Chapter 14: What happened? Part 2
(When we last left off, our great heroes were about to enter the evil lenoprex building in search of the world's  one hope: Steven)
Frank: Actually, no. We aren't heroes and Steven is a complete loser, not a hope for anyone.
(Really, OH CRAP! Wrong script. Damn anime shows. Well then. Just continue)
Doug: I got a question.
Frank: What is it Doug?
Doug: Is this note flammable?
Josh: Well duh, it's made of peppermint.
Frank: What!? No it's... you're a... I  give up.
Max: Right, let's just go inside.
Frank: Ok, on my signal. 3...2...1... GO!
(They burst in through the doors only to see it is empty)
Josh: Wow. I was hoping for something very evil.
Strange voice: Who just broke the doors down?
Doug: Ummm. *Whispers to Josh* what would Sven say?
Josh: Jordan did it, with his ninja powers.
Voice: Why are you invading this building?
Max: We have come here to rescue Steven.
Frank: I wouldn't say rescue. Make sure he is safe maybe, but...
Voice: He's safe. Go away now!
Josh: Just who the hell are you?
Voice: None of your business. Just leave now.
Max: Not without Steven!
Frank: What is with you and saving Steven? You really are gay.
Familiar voice: Eww... That's just sick.
First Voice: Be quite and just wait.
Doug: Was that Steven just now?
Voice: No. Leave the premises right now.
Josh: Let's just go find him.
Frank: Yeah, good idea. Why were we talking anyways?
Doug: Because Max is stupid.
Max: Shut up.
Familiar voice: Max's mom has a dick.
First voice: I said be quite. If you  talk again then I'll... (the voice fades into the distance.)
Frank: Well that was definitely Sven. I know that insult from anywhere.
Josh: Then let's hurry like a flaming turtle.
Frank: Am I the only sane person here?
Doug: Lets see, two halls and there is four of us, so, WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE!
Max: Yes we do, we just need to split into two groups.
Frank: Ok then. Josh and Doug check that hall. Max, you and I check the other.
Everyone: Right let's go, DAMN, NOT AGAIN!
(Taking the hall to their left, Frank and Max walk cautiously. Going down the hall in front of them, Doug and Josh rush in with air horns blaring.)
Frank: Would you guys keep it down?
Doug: Sorry.
(Following Josh and Doug)
Doug: Ok, remember Josh, we're looking for Steven, so pay atte...
Josh: DOUG LOOK, a candy machine.
Doug: Whoa! And I got a dollar!
Josh: Let's get skittles.
Doug: Yeah... DANG IT!
Josh: Ahhh! It got stuck!
Doug: We must fix this problem.
(Well these two are boring. Let go follow Frank and Max)
Frank: Do you hear something Max?
Max: Um yeah, there's a weird humming noise.
Frank: It seems to be coming from below us... RUN!
(At that moment a line of spikes started to rise at great speeds; more and more followed, each time getting closer.)
Max: HOLY SHIT! OH GOD!
Frank: Look up there! It seems to be a broken wall. We have to get up there.
Max: How are we going to accomplish that?
Frank: Jump moron. It's only 6 feet above the ground. We could almost get to it by standing.
Max: I knew that.
(With a quick jump, they managed to escape certain death)
Max: Jesus! You ok Frank?
Frank: Yeah I'm fine.
Max: Good, shall we continue?
Frank: No need, I found a door right here.
Max: Good, I'm tired from all that running.
Doug: Hey look, a door.
Josh: And I found robots of Max and Frank.
Doug: This person must be a sick freak to make a Max robot.
Frank: No you dimwits, we're the real ones.
Josh: Oh, my mistake.
Max: I'm going to listen to the door.
Doug: Why?
Max: To hear what's behind it of course.
(Max presses his ear against the door.)
Frank: What do you hear?
Max: I hear music.
Frank: What kind is it?
Max: It seems to be one of Steven's favorite bands, I forgot their name.
Josh: What else?
Doug: I hear games being played.
Max: How can you hear anything, you're not against the door?
Doug: Gamer sense, or because I can here Nightmare from Soul Calibur 3.
Frank: He must be in there. Ready? LET'S GO!!!
(They charge the door only to find...)
End Part 2.
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