Chapter 12: Doog and Sven

(Last time Frank and Natsumi left to go to japan and Max went to go stay with his parent (i think he ment his boyfriend) leaving Steven and Doug all alone to take care of the house. That wasn't a good idea)

Steven: So Doug, what should we do?

Doug: Lets go hang out with our friends.

Steven: Ok whatever.

(Doug and Steven walk over to where steven's old neirborhood and went over to... wait Steven stopped at the party store)

Doug: Why did you stop?

Steven: Green tea is needed here. Me not have it for long time.

Doug: Steven, that wasn't even proper english.

Steven: ME NEED GREEN TEA NOW!

Doug: Whatever.

(so they go in and Steven and Doug get green tea)

Steven: That was good green tea.

Doug: Yes it was.

Tyler: I agree

Steven: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

Doug: WOW!!!

Tyler: AHHHH (so Tyler runs off into the road and gets hit by a train)

Steven: What just happened here?

Doug: I Really don't know.

Steven: Right lets go.

(Five minutes later at Emily's house)

Emily: Hi guys!

Doug: Hi!

Steven: EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!

Doug:.....Right then.

Emily: How have you guys been?

Doug: I've been great and as for Sven....(looks at steven eating the side of a bag of skittels) ... We don't know.

Emily: Ok then.

Steven: Lets go see the new starwars movie.

Doug: We already have.

Steven: NO starwars episode 3.4 blah.

Doug  and Emily: WHAT?

Steven: just trust me on this.

(So they get the old gang together and go to see the movie. I will now stat some lines from the movie. Oh and i don't care for spelling errors)

Ani: Dear god what have i done. I just killed mace.

Darth Sidius: Yes you did and there was pretty lights.

Ani: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Sidius: Join me and we will rule.

Ani: Why whould i join you.

Darth Sidius: I've got waffles and syryp.

Ani: SWEET I'm in!!!!!

(yeah thats it)

Laura: That was weird.

Steven: Well at least Emily didn't cry in this one.

Doug:Thats because it didn't even look normal.

Steven: So it was funnier.

Emily: I thought it was lame. There was none of the original music in it.

Steven: Yeah it was better now. I like System of a Down and Muse better anyways.

Emily: That was a disgrace to starwars.

Steven: And your a disgrace to life and your family.

Doug: Thats not nice Sven.

Steven: And neither is your face strawbeq.

Doug: You suck.

Steven: well you guys bore me. I'm going to find Josh.

(Steven leaves)

Laura: Did he just go into the popcorn machine?

Doug: Yes he did.

(hours later Steven finally figures out where he is)

Steven: HOLY CRAP!! I hate popcorn.

(after hours of thinking he sees something about himself)

Steven: Yep, I found out I should be an idoit again and not so evil.

(Now back to the good stuff...In the next chapter)

Steven: BITCHEZ!!!