Chapter 12: Doog and Sven
(Last time, Frank and Natsumi left to go to Japan, and Max went to go stay with his parent *cough* boyfriend *cough*, leaving  Steven and Doug all alone to take care of the house. That probably wasn't a good idea!)
Steven: So Doug... what should we do?
Doug: Let's go hang out with our friends.
Steven: Ok, whatever.
(Doug and Steven walk over to Steven's old neighborhood and went over to... wait... Steven stopped at the party store)
Doug: Why did you stop?
Steven: Green tea is needed here. Me not have it for long time.
Doug: Steven, that wasn't even proper English.
Steven: ME NEED GREEN TEA NOW!
Doug: Whatever...
(They go in, and Steven and Doug get green tea)
Steven: That was good green tea!
Doug: Yes it was.
Tyler: I agree.
Steven: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!
Doug: WHAT THE!?!?
(Tyler Crashes through the glass door to the shop)
Tyler: AHHHH!!!!
(He then runs into the road and consequentually, gets gets hit by a train, in the middle of the road, really, I swear)
Steven: What just happened here?
Doug: I really don't know.
Steven: Right... Well let's go.
(Five minutes later, at Emily's house)
Emily: Hi guys!
Doug: Hi!
Steven: EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!
Doug: ... Alright.
Emily: How have you guys been?
Doug: I've been great, but as for Sven...  (He glances at Steven who is eating the side of a bag of Skittles)... We really, don't know.
Emily: Ok then.
Steven: Let's go see the new Star Wars movie.
Doug: We already have.
Steven: NO, Star Wars Episode 3.4 blah.
Doug and Emily: WHAT?
Steven: Just trust me on this.
(They get the old gang together and go to see the movie.)
An�: Dear god! What have I done? I just killed mace!
Darth Sirius: Yes my son, and there were pretty lights.
An�: Nooooo!!! You can't be my father. My mother said that I was born of the Immaculate Conception!
Darth Sirius: But you are not Jesus!
An�: Nooooo!!!
Darth Sirius: Join me, and we will rule the galaxy, as father and son.
An�: Why would I join you? You left my mother and me as slaves, on Tatoiney.
Darth Sirius: Well, I have waffles and syrup.
An�: SWEET! I'm in!!!!!
(That's how it happened, really)
Laura: That was weird.
Steven: Well, at least Emily didn't cry in this one.
Doug: That's because it didn't have any central plot or connections to the other Star Wars movies. They didn't even think to check if they spelled the characters' names right.
Steven: So? It was a lot funnier.
Emily: I also thought it was lame. There was none of the original music in it.
Steven: Yeah, it was better now. I like System of a Down and Muse better anyways.
Emily: That was a disgrace to Star Wars!
Steven: And you're a disgrace to life and your family.
Doug: That's not nice, Sven.
Steven: And neither is your face Strawbeq.
Doug: You suck.
Steven: Well, you guys bore me. I'm going to find Josh.
(Steven leaves)
Laura: Did he just walk into that popcorn machine?
Doug: Yes, he did.
(Hours later, Steven finally figures out where he is)
Steven: HOLY CRAP!! I hate popcorn.
(After hours of thinking, he sees something about himself)
Steven: Yep, I found out I should be an idiot again, and not so evil.
(Now, back to the good stuff...In the next chapter)
Steven: BITCHEZ!!!
Doug: This chapter was hella-cool!
Steven: This was my end commentary Doug...Why did you have to mess it up?
Doug: I just felt like joining in, so I...
Steven: Stop with the talking!
Doug: *shuts up*
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