Chapter 11: Dark Part 2
(Doug is chasing Steven across the roofs of their town)
Steven: You'll never catch me Doug! Why even try?
Doug: Because if I didnt, there would be no good way to start this chapter.
(Steven stops)
Steven: Actually... we could have began with a monkey, in a wheel chair.
Doug: Oh shut up.
(Steven takes off and jumps into the local game store)
Doug: Well now all I have to do is guard the exit.
(Minutes later, the rest of the group catch up to Doug)
Doug: Hey guys.
Frank: Doug! Where is Steven?
Doug: He's inside the building.
Frank: Good! Let's go get him.
Max: Ok. Doug, keep guarding the exit!
Doug: No, you moron.
Natsumi: Please guard the exit Doug.
Doug: Ok.
Max: Hey Doug, can I use your stick?
Doug: Hell no! And it's not a stick, it's a light saber.
Frank: Could I use it?
Doug: Sure, I guess.
(Doug hands his painted stick to Frank)
Max: Oh this is bull shit!
(The gang burst into the store, only to find themselves in a sticky situation)
Frank: Holy crap! He's got a gun!
Natsumi: We're screwed.
Max: Wait... That's only a paintball gun.
Frank: Really?
Steven: No... it's real.
Natsumi: Well, it does look a little fake.
Frank: Yeah, but only air soft guns look like real guns.
Max: No... some paintball guns look real too.
Steven: Oh will you guys just shut up, for once?
Frank: There's something really weird going on here.
Natsumi: What do you mean?
Frank: Steven has always been evil, but he was never this evil.
Max: So? What's your point?
Frank: I don't think that this is really Steven...
Doug: How? He looks like Steven.
Frank: For one, he... Hey! You're supposed to be guarding the door.
Doug: I got bored.
Frank: Right... Anyway, he could have been possessed.
Natsumi: Like that's going to happen.
Max: It has happened before, Natsumi.
Natsumi: Sorry, I'm new.
Frank: It could also be an evil clone, or an evil twin. That has also happened.
(Steven interrupts their conversation.)
Steven: I'll tell you whats goin on... I'm pure evil!
Doug: You don't seem too evil.
Steven: Oh really!?
(Steven throws a pipe on the floor)
Steven: Try that for "not evil"!
Frank: What is this?
Doug: Maybe it's a PVC pipe?
Steven: Oh, that's really what it is!
(Steven turns, and runs out the back door)
Max: Hey, whats this insi...Oh Crap!
Natsumi: What?
Max: It's a bomb.
Natsumi: Uhhh... let's get to running.
Frank: Right!
(The gang jumps out the window just before the bomb goes off)
Frank: Steven would never do that. Who was it?
Doug: I don't know.
(Steven walks up to them, gun in hand)
Steven: You are tougher than I thought. Well I guess I'm going to have to kil...
(Suddenly, Steven falls to the floor)
Frank: What the hell?
(Another Steven walks up behind them, drinking a soda)
Steven: Hi guys!
(Everyone turns around)
Doug: Wait!... If you are here, how are you there?
Steven: It's my robot.
Natsumi: Why did you build a robot Steven?
Steven: I wanted to see if you guys could save the town, if I went evil.
Max: Well, couldn't you just have made a computer simulator, or something?
Steven: Hey, nothing is better then the real thing.
Doug: Well, let's just go home.
(Later that day)
Steven: Wasn't that fun guys.
Max: Fun? We were almost killed.
Steven: So?
Max: I'm going to kill you!
Natsumi: Hey guys listen up... I?m going on a trip to Japan.
Steven: Awesome!
Doug: Will you fight any Samurai?
Natsumi: Probably not.
Doug: What about the famous samurai, Yamauchi?
Natsumi: Yamauchi has been dead... for over 600 years.
Doug: Noooooooooooo!
Natsumi: Anyway, I'll be gone for a month.
Steven: Damn that's long.
Natsumi: And Frank is coming with me.
Frank: Yeah... I'll see you guys later.
Max: Lucky.
Natsumi: Like I would take you... My parents would only let me take one person with me.
Doug: Thanks.
(Natsumi and Frank leave for Japan)
Steven: Damn... A month is like 4 chapters.
Doug: Yeah, and we're stuck here with Max, until they return.
Max: Oh shut up! I'm going to be leaving to go to my parents' house for a while.
Steven: Good riddance! Hey Doug, we should hang out with our other friends!
Doug: We should go tomorrow.
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