Chapter 4: The rise of  Vadoor
Steven: Hi Doug.
Doug: I will destroy  you.
Steven: Sure you will.
Max: Hi Doug.
(Doug hits max with his painted stick.)
Max: Crap that hurt.
Steven: Well, Doug...  Where did he go?
Tyler: He left.
Steven: O.k. then, WAIT...  What are you doing here?
(Tyler looks around, then jumps out the window)
Frank: Right... Let's go find Doug.
(Later, at the store place)
Doug: Feel my power!!!!
(Doug then throws a  tomato at Old man)
Old man: Go away kid.
Doug: I'm not kid, I'm Darth Vadoor.
Old man: *cough* Star Wars rip-off. *cough*
Doug: What?
Old man: Nothing.
(Just outside)
Steven: Where do we start?
Frank: I don't know.
Steven: This can be bad if we don't find him. Remember last time?
(They have a flashback to last time it happened: when the titanic sank)
Steven: Well, it was Max's fault for turning on the time machine.
Max: Shut up.
Frank: We have to hurry. Wait, I got an idea. Max... say something.
Max: How will that help? There is no point in me tal...
(Suddenly a carton of milk flies at Max, striking him in the head)
Max: OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Frank: There he is.
(Over in the dairy section, Doug starts yelling)
Doug: You will all bow  down to me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Steven: Hey Doug, get over here.
Doug: No.
Steven: You suck.
Frank: Just grab him.
Steven: But that's too easy.
Max: Then what do we do?
Steven: Let us, Attack!
Frank: Where did he go this time?
Tyler: Upstairs.
Steven: Thanks Spaz.
(Tyler runs around then disappears into a cereal box)
Steve: Let's go.
Some person: He went to the roof with fruits.
The whole gang: NOT FRUITS!
Max: Let's go.
(So they run outside and see Doug on the roof)
Steven: There he is.
Doug: HAHA. You will all be my slaves. Bow down to me, Now!
Some other person: No.
(Doug then throws an apple at him, and he explodes)
Frank: Screw this, I'm going.
Steven: Fine, we'll handle this.
Max: Doug! Get down here!
Doug: No, you gay, Barney-loving freak.
Max: Hey, I hate Barney... And I'm not gay.
Steven: We need a plan.
(On the other side of  the parking lot)
Frank: Hi, what's your name?
Some other, other,  person: Natsumi. What's yours?
Frank: Frank.
(Back to the insane part)
Steven: Doug, I got an armadillo for you.
Doug: It's Vadoor, and I already have an armadillo.
Steven: So, I got another. Now get down here.
Doug: No.
(Doug then throws a banana and misses, but it hits Max in the head)
Max: You did that on purpose.
Doug: So.
(After three hours of  arguing, Doug destroys half the town, then they all go back home)
Steven: Well at least there was less destruction this time.
Max: Ya, that's always good.
Steven: Yep... Hey, where is Frank?
Tyler: He never came back.
Steven: O.k. #$@%*#.  Tyler, go away.
(Tyler ran into a wall, and they all lived happily ever after)
Steven: I still want to know where Frank is.
Max: We'll never know.
Steven: Doug?
Doug: Sure.
(Doug beats up Max again. The End, I think)
Steven: Yes it is.
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