Chapter 3: Vacation part 2
(So the group is driving down some road right now. What a crappy vacation)
Frank: Shut up Toan!
(@$!% you)
Chippy: So, what are we going to do?
Frank: We need gas, so we're going to stop.
(So they stop at some gas place)
Chippy: Cool, free paper.
Steven: You do that.
Kerrek: Look! The manager's office.
Ed: And a book store.
Frank: Isn't this a gas station?
Steven: So?
Frank: What is with all this stuff?
Max: I think we found a good vacation spot.
(Cool)
Jeff: LOOK A GUN STORE!!
Doug: Good for you. Hay, a Star Wars store. Look! Better light sabers.
Steven: Random people to beat up.
Frank: This looks fun.
(So they go to have fun, but when they return to the bus, it is all messed up)
Max: Look! Someone #%$@ed up our bus.
Steven: Good observation, Sherlock Homo. What do you intend to do about it?
Max: Shut up Steven!
Kerrek: Well, we need to fix it.
Frank: Aw great, this means we go on a stupid adventure.
Steven: Exactly.
Jeff: Can I SHOOT stuff?
Ed: Sure.
Doug: I can fix it with my dark force powers!!
Kerrek: Go ahead, try.
(Two hours later, when the others are off to fix the bus, Doug just stands there)
Doug: I'm not just standing, I'm using my powers.
(Sure you are)
Steven: Hay guys, I found some Black paint.
Frank: How about Red, like it used to be.
Steven: No, Black is much cooler.
Max: Well, I found a rusty bolt, and a used tooth pick.
Kerrek: Well, while you where digging through the garbage... I bought some food.
Max: Go to $#*&.
Ed: No time to fight, we need some metal, and non-rusty screws, Max.
Max: Shut up.
(One hour later, they meet back at the bus)
Doug: I almost got it.
Kerrek: Gooood for you.
(So they start to fix the bus, and in about 15 minutes it is done)
Doug: Ha! Told ya I could do it.
Max: No... we fixed it, not y...
(Doug hits Max with the painted stick again)
Max: OWWWWW!!
Doug: It's not a stick, it is a light saber.
(Whatever)
Frank: Let's get moving.
(Five hours later, they arrive at some place)
Steven: Yay, Pie factory.
Max: Steven it's not a pie factory.
Steven: Kick his @$$ Doug.
Doug: No problem.
(So Doug beats the crap out of Max for ten minutes, and everyone watches)
Max: *Twitch**Twitch* So... much... pain...
Steven: Hahahahahahahahaha.
Doug: That was fun.
Ed: Where are we anyways?
Jeff: KILL KILL KILL!!!!
Chippy: I think it is a uhhhh... OH  $#&@ it's a Barney convention.
Steven: Crap, run!
Frank: Too late.
Kerrek: We're surrounded!
Max: We're all going to die!
Barney fans: *singing* I love you. You love me. We're a happy fami...
(Suddenly Jeff and Doug go insane and start killing them)
Jeff: There are too many of them.
Doug: Then I'll use my powers.
Max: You don't have pow...
(Doug throws a rock at Max)
Doug: Ha, feel force throw.
Max: You #@!$@.
Steven: Everyone! Retreat!
Max: Wait, I-I can't move.
Steven: You were a brave solider...
Max: WHAT!?!? You're not helping?
Frank: We'll help later.
(Ten minutes later, they sneak back to help Max)
Chippy: Do we need to do this?
Frank: Yes, we need someone to beat up, and insult.
Chippy: Oh... Good reason.
(So they sneak in and take Max)
Frank: That was easy.
Kerrek: Well, they were all gone.
Steven: Where were they?
Max: They went to watch Barney. They almost took me with them.
Ed: So.
Max: That would have sucked...
Chippy: Who cares?
Max: I do.
Steven: Shut up! So any ways, tomorrow is Parent's Day. So, what are you doing?
Frank: Going to leave them alone.
Max: I am taking them to dinner.
Steven: Why? I am going to hang out with Frank.
Doug: Me too.
Kerrek: I don't know them.
Ed: My dad was killed by a sniper, and my mom killed herself.
Steven: That sucks.
Ed: Not really... I was the sniper, and I gave my mom the suicide pills.
Frank: O.k.
Chippy: I don't know where my parents are.
Jeff: Some spaz ate my parents.
Max: What did he look like?
Jeff: Small, with messed up hair, and glasses...
Everyone but Jeff: That was Tyler.
Jeff: No wonder he ran off screaming "flapjacks."
Max: Well an...
Everyone: The End.
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