Chapter 3: Vacation Part 1
Steven: Yeah! Vacation!
Frank: Shut up Steven.
Steven: Maybe.
Frank: What?
Steven: Pie.
Frank: Wait.
Steven: Exactly.
Frank: Never mind.
Max: Hay guys, I just got a drum set.
Frank: Cool, now we could make a band.
Steven: Ya, toast is good.
Max: Shut up... So anyways, I just got a lesson booked for next week.
Steven and Frank: But drums are easy to play!
Steven: Ahh, creepy.
Max: But this way I can learn faster.
Frank: I learned bass guitar by myself, fast.
Steven: Same here, only with guitar.
Max: Ya well I h...
Steven: You just suck.
Max: Shut up you $^#&@#^.
(So they go to plan their vacation.)
Frank: So, what are we going to do?
Max: We could go to my uncle's house.
Steven: Tempting, because of the games, but... no.
Max: Fine.
Frank: How about we ride our bus around.
Steven: Wasn't it a mobile home?
Frank: No, it was the bus, from that old school we burned down, with lots of stuff in it.
Steven: Cool.
Max: Well, lets still stop at my uncle's sometime.
Steven: Sure.
(So they go restock the bus.)
Steven: Hey guys, I found my old sock.
Max: $#*& that is disgusting.
Steven: Let's throw it at the old man.
Frank: Like a good bye present?
Steven: No, because he would go crazy, as we drive off.
Max: Good idea.
Steven: Can anyone even drive?
Frank: I can.
Steven: You can't even ride a bike.
Frank: Yes I can, its Max who can't.
Max: Shut up Frank.
(Steven hits max over the head with his sock)
Max: Holy $&!#, that smells bad.
Steven: Feel the pain. I rule you all with my chipmunk, Chippy.
(Chippy jumps out of Steven's backpack and kicks Max)
Max: Ahh $&!#.
Frank: Dude, Chippy is real.
Steven: What do you think, I lied before?
Frank: Ya.
Steven: Well I didn't.
Familiar voice: Feel the pain of my powers.
Max: Doug... what are you doing here?
Doug: I'm not Doug, my name is Darth Vadoor.
Frank: Right.
Steven: Oh right... Doug is coming with us.
Frank: Anyone else?
Steven: Only the people in my head.
Max: They're not real.
Steven: Don't under-estimate my powers.
(Steven, they are not real)
Steven: That's it. Jeff... manifest yourself into flesh.
Jeff: I WILL KILL YOU ALL.
Max: Holy #^!@.
Steven: That's enough.
(Wow, they are actually real. Maybe we should start trusting Steven more often)
All but Steven and Toan: No.
($%^# you guys)
Chippy: Anyone have any extra paper I can eat?
Steven: Here Chippy.
Chippy: Thanks!
Doug: #%$& you, that was my homework.
Frank: This is confusing.
Doug: My lightsaber will destroy you.
(Doug hits Max with a painted stick)
Max: Crap. What the $%#@ is wrong with you?
Steven: Well, let's go.
(So they set off on their vacation, for 4 days)
Frank: Hamburgers are cooked.
Steven: Thanks Frank.
Frank: What did I do?
Steven: Nothing, I was talking to Frank.
Max: Just call the other one uhhhh... I guess what ever you want.
Steven: Fine I will call him... Ed.
Ed: Cool name.
(One hour later they end up in the world of Diablo)
Steven: Holy $%@*. Doug, look, it?s Teff.
Teff: $#%@*%# @#!$@%#!.
Doug: He really hates Fallens.
Ed: And there is DisposableDweeb and Kachunck. I also see Hi-peoples.
DisposableDweeb: Feel the power of my lightning.
Kachunck and Hi-peoples: Go skeletons!
Steven: Crap, here comes Baal. Drive as fast as you can!
(About another hour later, they arrive at Max's uncles house, which is just down the street)
Max: We're here.
Steven: Let's go.
(So they walk to the door, which takes about 10 minutes)
Doug: That took too long. I will now use my powers to tu...
Max's uncle Billy: Who the #$@* is there?
Max: Just us, and Steven's Friends.
Kerrek: Shut up Max.
(Kerrek hits max in the head with a taco)
Frank: Who is that?
Ed: The new person in Steven's Brain.
Billy: Well, come on in.
(Inside Billy's house is full of games, both old and new)
Steven: Where do you get the money for all these games?
Billy: Every Sunday, I turn my garage into an arcade.
Doug: Give me the money, or I will destroy you with my lightsaber.
Billy: Shut up you little $%#@*.
Steven: Well, let's play.
(The next day, they set out for the best vacation ever)
Steven: Where do we go next?
Jeff: Let's go to a GUN STORE.
Steven: No Jeff, you already have enough guns.
Ed: Let go to Japan.
Frank: How about Cedar Point?
Kerrek: Maybe a RX Bandits concert.
Chippy: Or Five Iron Frenzy's last concert.
(Let's go to our friend's houses, and play pranks)
Max: How ab...
Everyone: NO!!!
Steven: Creepy again.
Frank: Let's just drive around the country, and do what ever we want.
Steven: Sounds good.
Max: But I was going to sa...
Everyone: Shut up $^*&@$$.
Steven: Cool.
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