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| METHOD TO OUR MADNESS? | |||||||||||
| What are we bringing into your haunt? | |||||||||||
| Contrary to many rituals and pagan beliefs, we wont be setting up circles all about your house, or leaving your neighbors to believe you spend your nighttime hosting satanic ritual, so rest assured, infact for the vast majority of our work, we only bring a few simple tools - tobacco (it tends to draw spirits out), incense, merely to attempt not to anger the spirits (of course, even if we do, we have more than enough experience to handle anything they throw at us, except perhaps your refrigerator.) an Ouija or spirit board to communicate and perhaps reason with kinder spirits, sage (for the occasional purification), and lastly our scientific, because while our primary mission is to allieviate problems from supernatural sources (and occasionally to undo the work of some who dabble in powers they fail to understand and control (please folks, no indian burial grounds, well okay, but it'll cost 'ya)) we also like to provide our clients with any 'scientific' evidence of their hauntings as we are able to gather, so for this purpose we carry an EVP (electronic voice phenomenon) recorder, and digital stills for later archival use (and of course customers recieve all productive materials from their own unique haunting). We will also soon be filming in IR and black and white (color often shows up spirits with less definition). | |||||||||||
| What will we be doing whilst in your haunt? | |||||||||||
| Let us get this on the table brforehand, no pentacles (upright 'good' wiccan pentagram) on your floor, no satanic ritual, nothing 'evil' or 'bad' in your house, sounds appealing, no? our work has far greater results than overblown ritual, and we have the experience to back up this claim. we never bring in more than the materials we need. of course, ce are capable of a more ritualistic approach on request, but again, nothing negitave or 'satanic' enters your house. Infact, expect a very natural calm and sense of peace to descend upon your home in most cases. our methods of dealing with spirits are determined on a case-by case basis, and specialized research and care is paid to every client. of course, COMPLETE CLIENT CONFIDENTIALITY is another of our polocies, and is upheld with strict regieme. We take pride in every tranaction with us being quick, painless, and pleasant, and of course, customer satisfaction is our #1 priority. | |||||||||||
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