Destinie: I don't get it (That Explains ALOT)
Orgy goodness!
Kim: Who needs the keychain that says, "I smile cause I have to idea what's going on" when you have Destinie?
TK: Group Hug!!!
Kim: Okay, that was scary...
TK: BOO!
Kim: *hits him upside the head* dimwit!
TK: The invasion starts tonight!!! Muhahaha!!!
Kim: *To David* Didn't he say that yesterday?
David: yup
Kim: TK!
David: Where?
Kim: He was right there!
David: Kim are you hallucinating?
Kim: I'm serious! He was right there!!!
Tegan: Robyn! To the Bat Mobile!!!
Robyn: Not funny!
David: I am so sick of guys, I am sick of being gay, That�s it I am going straight cuz I hate guys they all su....::head turns:: ..damn he's hot....::head turns back:: ...they all suck, they just suck!
Tegan: Shut up Freak boy, no one asked you
David: I feel like a fat cat on a Tuesday
David: Yeah well you screwed a penguin, a kangaroo and half a shark. The only question is which half was it....huh, TK which half did you decide you had to screw?
David (To Jordan's friend): And over there is where the loch ness monster sneaks in at night to try to impregnate the doors to the cafeteria.
Kim: Wheel of morality, spin spin spin. Tell us the plan so we can scare Drake again...
David: OK guys I have been pondering something.
Tegan: What?
David: well...If a mummy fucked a girl and she got pregnant would the baby be dead or alive.
Jordan: I think it would be dead
Tegan: I dunno it has to be alive in a way.
Destinie: I don't get it
Kim: David explain it to her.
David: OK Destinie. when a mummy gets...hot and bothered and decides a woman looks nice...
::5 minutes later::
David: Then the baby is born.
Destinie: *blink blink* Ewww...I don't get it
David and Kim: OMG were from Africa...Ahh! We're black!!!
Kim: David... what was that?
David: I dunno...
Kim: I'm scared.
David: I know I'm scared too...I- I..I hear ice cream people...
David and Kim: Ahhhh!!!
David: *picks up phone* Hello, 1 sec. TK! It�s the freak show! They want you back by 9!
Kim: Well I just thought...you know.
TK: No I don't know what your thinking.
Kim: Well, I don't know what you�re thinking of either.
TK: How am I supposed to know what your thinking if you don't even know what I'm thinking?
Kim: Well, I don't know what your thinking but I know what I'm thinking and I'm thinking your thinking about what I just said cause you know what I�m thinking and that�s what your thinking and I'm thinking of that.
TK: Your know, I actually understood that
Kim: I know, that's the scary part...
David: *picks up phone* Hello, 1 sec. TK! Your village is on the phone! they want their idiot back!
TK: Though many have tried, you can not find sleep...
Kim: It's a guy!
David: It's a girl!
Kim: It's a Guy!
David: It's a Girl!
Kim: It's a Guy!
David: It's a Girl!
Kim: It's a Guy!
David: It's a Girl!
TK: It's a cat!!!
David: *As Bin Laden* :::talking about the bombing of the WTC of last year::: I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling building and it�s Twin!!! Bring in...the planes! *dun dun dun*
Kim: *writing on a cup* There. Done!
Destinie: *laughing*
Kim: What?
David: You spelled Lima as Lama
Kim: ..oops..
David: We'll grow lama plants!
Destinie: Next to the Dime Plant!
Destinie: I have something important to say!
Kim: Oh my god!
Tegan: It a miracle!
TK: For real?
David: Everyone shut-up!
Destinie: ...I forgot what I was going to say...
Kim: Who needs the phosphate cycle when you have the horny rat in the energy cycle!
David: Look! Charter is having their whore day!!!
David: It would be funny if Victoria Secret did what the gap was doing...Victoria Saggy Secret!
Kim: Who dyed you hair?
Destinie: My mom.
Kim: uhh...
David: I think it looks good!
Kim: It looks like red pokka dots!
David: So? Everyone loves Dalmatians!
TK: If march comes in like a lion and out like a lamb, does April come in like a slug and out like a constipated goat.
TK: I have to start buying shirts whose fronts and backs are identical so no one will notice when I put my shirt on backwards.
David: I can make him into a verb...and a pronoun, and an adjective. Hell, might as well make him the whole compound-complex sentence!
Kim: I hate going back to the past...it's so...past like.
Kim: Don't make me send you back to the sugar cane fields!
David & Kim: Spell Check!
David: From the time we been here, I have been hit on by 3 girls!
Kim: Poor you, And to think some guys would be overly pleased by this...
Tai: *at a morgue* Can we use your phone?
Kim: And we're walking and we're walking and look! We're still walking...
David: Can we have some ketchup? ...thanks we'll return it tomorrow!
Kim: *With a British accent* and we're still walking, and walking, and still walking!
Kim: Everyone Mouse Dance!
Tai: Squeak!
Kim: *French accent* Oh look! We're still WALKING!
Kim and David: Tai dance! *starts dancing in a carnival ride*
Kim: Are we there yet?!
David: I Am The Mango King! You Die Now ::points finger and dude dies:::
Destinie: It's like a giant Mango!
Destinie: I'm David, I'm gay cause I like guys.
TK: It's a witch! Thus the cat, The broom, The pointy hat, what's not to get!?
Kim: He lives again!
TK: Stop living!
TK: Sniff my locker!
Kim: Mouse gave me mice...
TK: He doesn't look like an uncle. He looks like one of those evil twins your parents never tell you about 'cause he was in jail for seven year.
David: Can you paint it in pretty colors?
TK: no
David: oh...
Kim: Is it all fluffy and pink?
Tara: it's a bookshelf.
Kim: oh...is it fluffy and pink?
David: Sprinkles...you know? the lil bars of color?
David: I want a cake, with like jimmies (sprinkles) all over it, and I wanna call it a Jimmy Cake and eat it with a cute guy named Jimmy so I can say I am eaten Jimmy cake with Jimmy
David: Can we order a pizza in the woods? it'd be funny! "Umm...we are located near the big tree in the middle of the woods, near the witch's cave and the pile of rocks."
David: Hehehe ::sings like a blonde:: double ur psycho double ur fun, double ur pleasure its just more fun
TK: Hey! You want to blend-er-rise people so zip it!
TK: Chicken go cluck cluck, Cow go moo, Doggie go woof woof, how 'bout you?
Ghetto Cake! (Some assembly required)
Kim: You don't hit jolly ranchers with a rolling pin!
David: Santa's not going to come this year...
TK: You lack the tall-i-tude!
Kim: Don't mess with the sick person with a biscuit in her hand!
TK: David, look eye in the eye and...look your eye in the...DON'T LIE TO ME!
Destinie: Chi Chi�s! Yay! ...I don't like Chi Chi�s.
Robyn: I'm not stupid and I can hear!
Katy: *To Elijah Wood* Your so cute in real life! So why are you playing a midget?!
Katy: O! Who's the loser?
Teacher: Robyn?
Robyn: Here!
Destinie: Ooo I have a flowy cloak
TK: *About Our Town (the play)* I say we should come tonight just so we can hold the door shut!
TK: It's hard to make fun of you behind your back when you�re facing us.
TK: Four Score and Seven Whales Ago...
David's Dad's Birthday Card. It's a quote of its own.
Mrs. Swann: Beam them up Scotty!
Tegan: Robyn's my stalker.
Sra. Frelich: *With dramatic movement* Whack! *points* Look!
Destinie: Look! I'm a cartoon! I don't have a nose!
TK: Come to your friend master...
Kim: Ying
TK: Yang
Destinie: Yap
Destinie: (About Remus Lupin) No where does Rowlings say he's a cute man.
Kim: Well he is in my bed.
Destinie: You mean your head?
Kim: That too.
Assia: Snape in Spandex!
TK: *in a crowded movie theater* Who's the kid with the scar?!
TK: *in a crowded movie theater* Hey I read this! He dies!
TK: And everyone lived happily ever after...except those who didn't.
Kim: I'm sane...I just have odd hobbies.
Tegan: See, I have a brain in my head.
Kim: Really? I have two aliens, a Jedi and a DigiDestined. Beat that.
Moaning Myrtle: If you die down there, you�re welcome to share my toilet. (Not one of ours but we love it. Or rather TK wants to marry it.)
Ron: Harry! Hold on! (Car Scene in HP:CoS)
Kim: No, He's gonna let go!
Tom: *Calls the Basilisk in Parsal Tongue*
there's a pause
TK: Well that wasn't right. How about Open Says A Me?
Destinie (As Lockhart): It's Time to D-D-D-D-Duel!
Assia: Boogie Boogie!
Tom Riddle: Now let's match the power of Salazar Slytherin against...
Assia: Your mom!
Assia: Hey! Who's the kid with the scar?! (She really screamed it! ^ ^)
Assia *Making fun of Fawkes (HP)*: Bwack! My name's Wanda! BWACK!
Destinie: Who in their right mind would eat floating cupcakes?!
Destinie: Llama channel!
David: *reading the tag* I may be small, but I'll love you forever.
TK: That's David's pick up line!
Tara: Kim got pulled over by a cop!
TK: No, I thought it was a nurse...WHAT?!
Katy: *saying the pledge*...And one nation under God, dork. In...
TK: We're all making list of why Destinie should go out with us.
Kim: Well, that�s going to be hard for D.
Kim: My view on the world: I'm right, the world's wrong. Bite Me!
David: Okay. *tries to bite Kim*
Kim: EEE!
TK: Why Kim, that was almost humor.
Destinie: We were just sitting there walking.
Destinie: I'm as straight as a circle...wait...
TK: Your a piece of string!
David: TK laughs like a squirrel!
David: I'm about to slash the road. Hello!
TK: Just patronize me, okay?
Kim: But I don't like this country.
Kim: He was the first slave...stopper...
Kim: It was all about the Civil...thingy...
TK: ...argument, disagreement, conflict...
David: Hey, while you�re up there, say 'Hi' to Jesus for me!
TK: Aww, she just realized she's not a guy.
David: My God, she's going to roll down the hill like a giant beach ball.
David: *Watching a Nutragious Mascot* His nuts are showing...
TK: Alright that�s it, get the scissors David!
David: *with an Irish accent* He f'cked a penguin!
Tai: Do you have a special stick?
TK: Iceberg straight ahead!
TK: Is there a foot nun?
Kim: It's like the nodding of the bounty hunters.
Tai: I will figure out how to work this thing!
Tai: It's so hard!
TK: What happen to our school mafia?
Tai: We had a mafia?
TK: Do you like pasta?
Tai: uh yeah.
TK: Then of course we had a mafia.
Tai: Can I call you Mr. Snufflefuss?
TK: *midnight* ...David, sing me a song...
Tai: Chickmunk!
TK: Chipmunk!
Tai: Chick!
TK: Chip!
Tai: Chick!
David: We had a disco party.
TK: Remember the monkey?
David: I'll never forget.
Tai: I wanna go see a waterfall.
TK: Turn on the sick.
Tai: He's poking my chunk!
Random Lifeguard: Stop throwing children!
Random Lifeguard: Please don't remove anymore clothing!
Kim: We had a dance party in the porta-potty.
David: Porta-Party!
David: We're Charlie's Angels!
Kim: Two of you are guys.
David: So? TK: Who's Charlie?
David: We were gonna be stars...but we were too lazy.
TK: There, it's up. Happy?
Kim: Yes, now get in.
David: 3am, we're trying again!
David: I like to make people waffles in the morning when they stay at my house.
Tara: You never made me waffles.
David: Yeah, well, you never fucked me.
Tara: Now I know how to get food out of you.
(IM)David: People have been looking for you (Kim).
(IM)TK: Kim is people?
(IM)David: Well...I always considered her people...
(IM)TK: I see...
(IM)David: Aww, look. Kim thinks she's people.
David: I have copyright infringement! I have a C in a circle on my ass!
David: I heard it's 10 times better then the first.
TK: I heard it sucks.
David: You�re supposed to be jolly.
TK, Kim, & David: I'm suffering! Pretty colors.
TK: Always look on the dark side of death (do, do, do do do)
David: My hotdog was crunchy!
TK: Hairy Cards!
Kim: With dandruff.
David: Nothing is wrong with a little herpes.
Kim: Bring clothes...and...stuff...and
TK: And Drugs!
Tai: I'm on a seafood diet.
David: Girl, when you have crabs that�s not a diet!
Tai: What time?
TK: Twelve...Thirty...Five...
David: Your coming!
Kim: No!
David: Alright, TK, open the trunk.
Kim: Not the trunk again!
TK: Go back to beating up limbos hoochie!
TK: Is she gone?
Kim: Yeah.
TK: ..Egad!
Tai: What's that?
TK: The sky?
Kim: A field?
!Survivor Uno!
David: You can't talk to us! You've been banned!
TK: Ocean! Ocean!
TK: I'll smite thee!
Kim: You've been smiting me since September!
TK: WENCH!
Tai: No! Run! Run! Go through!
David: Glow in the Dark Dominatrix!
TK: Quiet Spanky!
TK: You know you can't hear or see anything around Tai!
David: It's like the other side of the moon.
TK: The three-toed sloth goes?
Tai: ...moo?
Group Singing (one after another): Wench, wench, wench, wench
TK: Wench on Parade!
TK: He who eats soap...
Tai: Makes bubbles!
TK: Suicide should not be a group activity!
TK: It's not hit and run if they don't die and come with us!
TK: Please don't steal my soul...
David: That's not fair! TK got more booty then us!
TK: David has more nail polish on then Tai.
Assia: Connor sat on his penis!
Kim: Really? Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?
TK: We made Connor's penis a carnival ride!
Destinie: I'm a genius.
Kim: Why? 'cause your boyfriend sat on his penis?
Mr. Hanel: This is your future.
Kim: That�s an ugly future.
Kim: I'm not the one with a dead guy on her shirt!
Katy: TK!
TK: a-a-a my real name.
Katy: ...fat Cindy...
Kim and TK: *singing* David broke the Hubble, David broke the Hubble!
Robyn: He's so manly and...high looking.
TK: What kind of god isn't pirate?!
Destinie and TK: *singing* TK shot King Tut, but he did not shoot Nefertiti. It was known as the shot heard around the world and sparked WWII. Don't you believe those history books! WWII came first!
Katy: Bring on Isabel!
TK: Now there's an evil combination- when I think evil I think khakis. There's only one thing more evil- short shorts.
TK: Just as long as I'm not floating in a mini-skirt I'm okay.
TK: In this rapidly changing and sometimes confusing world, we can all only agree on one thing: Robyn is rather Manish
TK: I wanted to make postcards for my room, but I thought it would be weird to have a picture of my bed on the back saying, "Wish you were here".
TK: Destinie, Pharaohs didn't wear leather pants, either.
TK: I'm going to have 28 sons...all of them boys.
Assia: No one calls Fat Tony a pigeon... Cooo!
TK: I'm okay with Herpes, just give me the lollipop!
Tegan: I like Random elves, they're fun.
Tegan: It's a side of Destinie I've never seen before-
TK: The Fortune Cookie Side!
TK: Streakers should not play with nails.
TK: Why is it called 'Homecoming' if I have to leave my home to get there?
Destinie: And then the chickens said: "It was workin' for the cows!"
Everyone else: ...
The Hanel Ho-down:
Swing your partner left to right
Draw tin foil in the light
Kick 'im in the shins, like you're mad
Then put on a shirt that's plaid
Jump around like your free
Talk about your A.D.D
TK: That's a great dog...
Movie Person (Underworld): Leave us!
TK: If they say 'Leave us' one more time...
TK: Yoink! E-bay!
TK: Look! A squirrel! I should steal it, shave it, and keep it in my pocket.
Amanda (random guest star): I love you guys...but I'm leaving.
David: I can tell from your face, her face, and her breasts!
TK: Aww, she dumped him already.
David: That woman is hungry, she wants some man!
TK: All I have left to do is you. ...That's going to be your Christmas gift and you'll like it!
TK: when Becky talks, I feel dumber.
Tai: Darn munchkins!
TK: He's taller then you!
Kim: They censored bull-shit!
Tara: That's not what that cup is for.
Tara: Did you know they could get stuck together...like dogs!
TK: Is that legal in this state yet?
David, Kim, TK, and Tara: Fa La La La ahhh.
TK: Was Destinie pretending to be David's puberty? "Where's my hair?!" "I'm not there yet, we'll talk when you're 30!"
TK: we're having an epidemic, wanna come?
Robyn: Sure.
TK: I can't believe I had an intervention!
Kim: For what?
TK: They took away my soda!
TK: I got rid of my problem!
Brahim (random guest star): How?
TK: I drank the soda!
Tegan: Dead Thing.
David: Tara is user friendly.
Robyn: There's less of a barn now.
David: 10 miles to Hershey!
T, Robyn, Tara, and Kim: Yay!
Road Block
Group: @#%$&?!
Kim: What township is this?
WAWA Worker: uhh...
Kim: Are your Gnome senses tingling?
Kim: Look! Moo!
Group: Moo moo moo
David takes a sharp turn
Group: Moo-ACK!!!
Tara: Paint with Grandpa. Send your Grandpa in and maybe he'll be on the show!
TK: David smells of Goat-love!
TK: I don't wanna watch a gay porno!
David: It's not a porno.
TK: What's the plot?
David & Andy: .....
TK: SEE?!
Kim's reading, David's driving, TK's bored
Speed Bump
TK: Kid
Bump
TK: Nun
Bump
TK: Jesus
Kim: He really should have waited for an answer.
Destinie: That guy swims like a rock!
David: *to Kim* You ARE the Forth of July.
TK: Is it just me, or does this place seem less manish than Cab?
Tegan: I know! I'm gonna miss making fun of Robyn!
TK: We may have use for this human nut after all.
Destinie: Earth makes me bleed.
TK: I am the Salad Bar King! King of the Croutons, Lord of the Lettuce, Duke of the Dressing, Commander of the Cucumbers, Ruler of all that is 5.99, 3.99 on wendesday!
Robyn: But I'm the hooker!
David: Robyn is poking me with M&M's! Oww!
Robyn: I do it again!
David: Oww!
Robyn: I do it again!
Kay (Random Guest Star): I usually see you guys in packs.
David: Didn't I come with shoes?
Robyn: I am Bob, Bitches. Damn Straight.
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