7/04-7/19
|Meta| BG: "Oh no, We've become pixalated!"
Snarky: "Looks like our funding went down this season..."
Meta: I'm Sexy! Yea!"
|Snarky| "No Meta, the cheap plastic mountain is not happy to see you." *WINNER*
|Baby G| "HELP HELP! I'm being strangled!! No... wait... it's BEHIND my head..."
|Bobicus| "Yay! This rock looks like Africa!! ... Ms. Swann would be proud."
??/??-7/1
|Snarky| Connurf: *mumbling* "zzz...umn...carnival..zzz..3 tickets to ride...zzz..." *WINNER*
|Baby G| "Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooore...."
|Bobicus| T: Nope, still no Frodo.
??/??-??-??
|Meta| "Does it look Like I need a wonder bra?" *WINNER*
|Snarky| "Before you ask, no, I'm not gay! I just like the feel of satin and lace..."
|Bobicus| "NO. I don't want a toaster...NOW COMPLIMENT MY PAJAMAS!...ain't they purty?"
|Gnome| "Do you think stripes are in this season?"
3/4-3/16
|Meta| "We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harppone do do dodo do do dodo do and sing our whaling tune!"
|Snarky| What happens when Snarky is in charge of a cruise ship... The Love Boat!
|Gnome| Aww...poor Bob (the skeleton in the back). He used to be the fattest one...And we all drink milk made from his fat!!!
NO WINNER
?/??-?/??
|Meta| Damn, hasn't this pirate things worn out by now... I liked it better when everyone called me scissor-hands and asked me to cut bonsi trees...
|Snarky| ...I know I had a boat around here somewhere...
|Baby Gomamon| Well, I knew I forgot somethin' besides the rum... Savvy! It was the stuff to fix that leak...
NO WINNER RECORDED
4/19-5/5/03 
|Meta| "Due to complaints from Female Rights Activists, Victoria Secret was forced to make some changes." *WINNER*
|Snarky| Some actors have normal fans, this news ancor has special ones.
|TK| Sesame Street: The Unknown Characters.
|BG| So...I asked for some pants and all I got was this lowsy telephone...Next time I'll use Singular Wireless!
|Gnome| "Hello, Avon calling.......... Do you have this in fuschia?"
3/30-4/19/03 
|Meta|
|Snarky| Can you guess which one is chicken, veggie, and beef?
|BG| ...and "Calvin" was wondering why no one wanted to accompany him on his "coming out" celebration...
|Gnome| ::announcer's voice:: Calvin Klien has always known the importance of "Location, Location, Location."
|Randum| "Anyone want a bite of my hotdog?" *WINNER*
3/12-30/03 
|Meta| Princess: TK, if you wanna see me naked, ya gotta go through my body guards!
|Snarky| Even I couldn't slash this... *WINNER*
|TK| Mario: are you sure it's around here?
Princess: yes! now keep looking!
Bowser: Why do you even where contact lenses?
|BG| Ring bling blang, three men in a game. The plumber, the lizard, and the drag queen.
3/5-12/03
|Meta|
|Snarky| Dom: See, talking trees.
Liv, Elijah, and Orlando: AHH! THE TREES!
|TK| Blair Witch 3 Try Outs! *WINNER*
|BG| Orlando: I wonder if Liv would like to suck my face after this shot...
