MSOFFICE VICE PRESIDENT ARRESTED
FOR QUESTIONABLE LABOR PRACTICES
MSOffice VP Matthew Sharpe was arrested today on allegations of questionable labor practices and one count of premeditated murder. Beak Gardener, an employee formerly working under the said corporation, claimed to have documentation that proved such malpractices were ongoing. His co-worker, Devin Chandor, was the man supposedly murdered by the young businessman. (ED note: As of this printing, murder charges against Matthew Sharpe have been dropped.)DRUG CRACKDOWN
Two drug trafficking gangs were finally brought down by the LAPD within the last two days. "This is a remarkable achievement," Superintendent Maxwell Thorne commented on the recent events. "Truly, " he added, "God is on our side." Maxwell Thorne and John Bishop have long been working together to bring down the drug-pushing gangs in Los Angeles. John Bishop is part of Vice and usually focuses on Hollywood. Both officers are receiving commendations for their achievements. |
PSYCHIC ASSISTS POLICE IN MURDER MYSTERY
The mysterious death of Devin Chandor was finally solved today with the assistance of Mary Fellows, a self-proclaimed psychic. "I simply tell you what I am told. Trust me, Ghost was right. I only hope to find my own Patrick Swayze." Specifics concerning the murder will be released pending the hearings conclusion.SEFIROTH GANG SURFACES
Named after an old word used to refer to angels, the SEFIROTH gang surfaced in down town Los Angeles and Glendale with in the last two days. Surprisingly, though the gang remains elusive, the vigilante-like group has been assisting the LAPD in bring down drug pushers and the like. The gang has been cited on at least four separate occasions as a good source of information on uncoverng the movements of drug cartels. The gang is still being pursued by the LAPD for the death of two policemen during the shootout last October 23.
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