DISCLAIMER!!!: Alright, I don’t own ANY OF THIS! Not Survivor, Not 
Rurouni Kenshin, not Sailor Moon, no Dragon Ball, not Slayers, SERTINLY 
NOT POKEMON, but, I DO, however, own Golden Crystals…so HA HA! BITE ME! 
Anyway, Enjoy!
This is a major crossover including 
Sailor moon, Dragon Ball, Rurouni Kenshin, Slayers and my own manga, 
Golden Crystals. Its in the form of Survivor, keep in mind I wrote it 
back when it was hot, so without adue!…

Survivor: Anime Style!!
 
	“I tell you what,” Sano said chewing on a fish skeleton, “I was 
jus’ sittn’ on the porch when I saw those trees come falln’ down, n’ 
then Kaoru, she came runnin’ out screamen’ at ch’ya not to slice down 
her trees anymore cuz you slice down at least two evr’y day.” Kenshin 
sat up and rubbed his head. Sano squatted down next to him. 
	“Where you suppose we’re at?” Sano looked around. Little colorful 
birds eyed them dangerously as they sang their happy tunes. Dense, damp 
foliage crept on anything that would keep still. The air was thick with 
hot fog that swelled inside their lungs. 
	“I haven’t a clue.” Sano helped Kenshin up. Kenshin scratched his 
head carefully; as not to touch the big bump that that strange hard ground 
had given him, “Which way?” 
	Four “paths” lay spread out in front of them. All unwelcoming.
	“Inny, minnie…” Sano started.
	“That won’t work!”  
	“Why not?”
	“Because there are four paths and inny-minnie-miny-moe is four words 
so you’ll always end up with Moe!” 
	“Oh…” Sano said rather blankly, “…What if I do it by syllables?”
	“Let’s take the far right one.” Kenshin started to walk off in that 
direction. Sano trotted after grumbling something.

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 	“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME KAKARROT!” Vegeta bellowed. 
	“I was just doing my ‘Hame-Kame’ whatever it’s called and then, 
BOOM! We’re here!”
	“WHAT KIND OF EXPLANATION IS THAT!” 
	“Now calm down Vegeta, count to ten…that’s it.” Piccolo said. 
	“…9…10…*sigh*…” 
	“Gooood.” Piccolo smiled... kinda. 

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“Chibi!”
“Who’s there…” Mokoto groaned
“Chibi-chibi!”
“Chibi-chibi who…” 
“Chibi-chibi…Chibi!” Chibi-chibi giggled wildly. Mokoto rolled her 
eyes, why, why out of all people that I accidentally step into a 
portal out in the middle of nowhere, did I have to end up with 
THESE guys…
“Good one, Chibi-chibi!” Mamoru smiled. Michiru nodded. Mokoto 
raised an eyebrow and moaned. 
And on an itty-bitty raft too…Mokoto sighed and drained her 
lungs of air. 
“You tell a joke, Mokoto.” Michiru said. Mokoto eyed her.
“Wanna hear a sick joke?” Mokoto didn’t give them a chance to 
answer, “Being stuck on a slab of wood with you people! And I’m 
SICK of it! Gal!”  
Needless to say the rest of the trip to the shore was rather quiet. 

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 	Lina, Naga, Amelia, and Zelgadis walked through the sweltering 
jungle.
Carefully stepping over roots and lizards. 
	“How’d we get here?” Naga moaned, “and WHERE ARE THE HOT SPRINGS!?”
 Zelgadis wiped sweat off his brow. 
	“If I knew that, I’d be getting us out of here.” Lina lifted her
 head to see the end of path. Zelgadis paused.
“What is it?” Naga growled impatiently.
“How did we even meet? Your not in the series…just in movies, and
 only with Lina.” Everyone took a moment to consider this. Naga 
cleared her throat.
“Wellll…” there was another long pause, “Well, uh-How did we get 
on this island!? It doesn’t make any sense!” Naga huffed.
“She’s right, Naga being here makes more sense then us being here…” 
Amelia stated, “Mr. Zelgadis can we go now? This place kind of 
creeps me out!” They set out once more. A white beach lay ahead 
beyond the emerald bushes and vines.
	“The ocean?”  She squinted. 
	“Are you serious!” Naga jerked her head up. She began to run 
towards the sapphire waves. 
	“Wait up!” Lina ran after, “Ya-hoo!” 

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“Kenshin! Water!” Sano calls. Sweat dripped from his bandana…
thingy…whatever it is! Kenshin tried to smile calmly but he 
couldn’t contain himself. He broke into a mad dash toward the 
sparkling liquid. 
“Hey! HEY! Wait up!” Sano sprinted after.

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	“So, the cat said to the piano…”
	“LAND!” Mokoto leaped off the tiny raft. She swam that mile to 
the shore of that mysterious island in about 5 minutes. She stood up
 and hollered something that could not be heard from the raft but it 
sounded like “See ya’ you bunch of psychos” and a hideous laugh. All 
of a sudden a six people tackled Mokoto. Mamoru and Michiru shrugged 
and Mamoru continued his joke.   

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“GET OFF OF ME!” Mokoto cried. 
  	“Orro! I’m sorry!” Kenshin laughed nervously, “Sano, could you 
please move your foot from out of my gut?”
	“And get your hand off my-” Naga started.
	“I SAID GET OFF!” Mokoto lifted vigorously and the whole dog pile
 fell apart in to a bigger tangled mess. She shook her self off. 
	“Fano! Ge’ yo’ foff’ ou’ off ma mouff!” Kenshin said as politely
 as he could. 
	“Now I have a sheath up my-” Amelia’s elbow slipped and slammed 
into Naga’s stomach.
	“Sorry Naga!” 
	“Get up you guys, this looks pathetic!” Mokoto smirked.
	“No need to give us a hand…” Zelgadis was on the bottom of the 
stack, his head in his hands.
  	“Oooooohhhh! Ms. Lina! You’re stepping on my head!”
	“Shut-Up, Amelia! Where are we?” Lina looked around. 
	“Beats the hell out of me!” Sano grunted and struggled free. He 
helped Kenshin out and everyone was untangled and fell. When everyone 
got to his or her feet Kenshin tried to start a conversation.
	“Is everyone alright? Sano and I are SO sorry we ran into you 
like that!” He scratched the back of his head. 
	“You should be! I nearly lost my lunch!” Mokoto put her hands on 
hips.
	“Oh, but you don’t have a lunch can.” Kenshin pointed out. Mokoto
 rolled her eyes. All of a sudden Lina came up behind Kenshin with a 
giant Fan and nearly smacked the cross of his face.
	“BAD JOKE!”
	“ORORORORORORROOO!”
	“How the heck did we get here? I mean, weren’t we just in Sarun?” 
Amelia looked around unsteadily. 
	“I was at the arcade…” Mokoto sighed.
	“…Reading a book, in a chair…” Zelgadis scratched his head.
	“…In the Dojo being yelled at…” Sano growled.
	“…Fighting Cell…” The bruised group turned to see a man with WILD 
black hair in an orange suit with funny shoes. 
	“Who are you?” Naga looked at him funny. He smiled.
	“My name is Goku! And this is Vegeta and Piccolo! We don’t know 
how we got here either!” 
“I will tell you soon…” 
A dark cloud floated eye-level around the group.
	“WILL PEOPLE STOP POPPING UP EVERYWHERE! I’M GOING INSANE!” Mokoto 
screamed. 
	“Count to ten and think of your favorite thing…” Piccolo chimed. 
	“I’m sorry, I did not mean to frighten you.”
	“STOP APOLOGIZING!” Mokoto clasped her ears. 
	“Oh dear…” The cloud said, 
	“Anyway, as soon as you have collected everyone I have sent to my humble 
isle I will tell you everything you need to know…Goodbye!”
 And as quickly as it appeared it (You won’t guess what it did!) disappeared.
	“Collect?” Zelgadis echoed
	“Everyone?” Amelia scanned around.
	“Sent?” Sano said, not knowing what for.
	“MOKOTO! We found you!” Mamoru and crew popped up. Mokoto fell to 
her knees screaming. 
	“What’s with Thunder Girl?” Michiru asked.
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	“What do you think we should do?” Mamoru said after he and Michiru 
were filled in. Chibi-chibi was playing in the sand.
	“ ‘Collect’ everyone, duh!” Lina rolled her eyes.
	“Do you really think we can do that? I mean, we don’t know how 
many people there are, and where they are.” Naga asked. 
	“I know a way.” Zelgadis said, “If we could give a signal of 
some objects or sounds. Like in horror movies. They always see what’s 
making the noise behind the door. I’m sure whoever’s out there will be 
more than happy to come this way. And looking at the wave lengths and 
movements, this island can’t be more than…100 meters in radius.” There 
was a long silence. 
	“Breath.” Amelia put her hand on Zelgadis’s shoulder. 
	“A conch (a big shell, you guys, a big shell) …” Naga mumbled. 
	“YEAH! If we could find a conch we could make that mooing sound! 
Remember Naga? That ‘Lord of the Flies’ book?” Lina nodded sarcastically,
	“ORRRR, like SMART sorcerers we could just send up a flare!”  
	“Have fun.” Michiru rolled her eyes. Lina glared at her 
“You’ll see.” Lina pointed upward, “FLARE ARROW!” *Twinkle* *Poof* 
*Nothing* 
“WAHHHHHHHH!?” Lina screamed.
“Ahhhh…is it that time of the month?” She came up and squeezed Lina, 
“Don’t worry small chested one! Let Naga!: The white Serpent! Do the 
work!” Naga posed as Zel held Lina back from killing Naga.
“CRYSTAL BLUE ARROW!”  *Twinkle* *Poof* *Nothing*
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *breath* -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” 
Lina was rolling on the ground. Naga twitched.
“Rrrrrrrr-WHATTHEHELLHAPPENED!?” Naga screamed. As Naga and Lina 
were either killing each other or laughing, Amelia waded out into 
the ocean. It was rather clear. The sand felt soft and warm under 
her feet. When she got waist deep she looked around. No sign of 
one yet. She turned.
	“Help?” all of the guys jumped in. Michiru just stood there with 
a nasty little look on her face.
	“Is this one?” Goku held up something. 
	“That’s a stingray, Mr. Goku!” Amelia smiled and shook her head. 
	“This?”
	“That’s the same stingray!” Amelia tried to smile and raised an eyebrow. 
	“What does it look like anyway?” Kenshin asked. 
	“Like this?” Goku held up a stingray. 
	“Goku, you suck, ok?” Amelia said, “It’s a big pinkish-peach shell.” 
	“Cell? Here? WHERE?!”
“GOKU SHADDAP!!” Amelia cried. 
Amelia wadded in more. It was so pleasant. The warm sun kissed her face 
gently and the wave played around her legs. 
	“Mmmm…how could this place be bad?…it’s like home!” Amelia smiles 
serenely. 
	“This?” Goku tried again. Suddenly Amelia spotted something pink 
in the water. She excitedly ran (as best as she could) towards it. She 
took it up and raised it in the air. 
	“Yes! Found it! Ha-haAH!” the crab that occupied the shell creped 
out to say hello. “AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!” all the men turned, ready to 
help, “IT’S STILL ALIVE!” Amelia screamed. She screamed and in no time 
flat was clinging on to Zelgadis.
	“AMELIA! YOU CHOKING ME!” Zelgadis was waving his arms and trying 
to pry Amelia off him. Naga sighed.
	“Does anyone know how to make a fire without magic?”

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	“You want me to start a fire with this?” Lina eyed the minute pile 
of leaves, twigs and grass. 
	“Please?” Mokoto moaned half-heartedly. 
	“Are you kidding! The grass and leaves are GREEN!” Lina rolls her 
eyes. The pile started to spark, “Feed it.” Lina looked sharply at the 
group, “And it will grow.”
	“Yo-you lit it!” Sano sounded frightened, “Yo-you’re a witch! To 

light a fire-with-out flint!” Sano and Kenshin took a step back.
	“Witch?” Lina said, an eyebrow raised, “Nooooooooo…” 
	“Can we feed it with this?” Goku raised a stingray. Amelia smacked 
him with a harisen. (The fan thing that you smack stupid ppl w/)
	
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The fire got quite big, but no new people arrived. The group sat around 
the fire. Vegeta stirred.
	“Kakarrot! You Idiot! We can FLY!” Vegeta yelled
	“Oh! That’s right!” Goku scratched his head and laughed, “…So?”
	“WE CAN GO LOOK FOR THOSE OTHER IMBECILES!” veins popped out of 
Vegeta’s head. 
	“Oh!” Goku laughed again.
	“WHAT THE FU*K ARE YOU WAITING FOR!” Mokoto stood up and screamed. 
	“A please…” Goku lifted his nose. Amelia smacked him and they were off.

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	“GET YOUR HORNY RAT OFF MY LEG!” T screamed dancing around 
shacking his leg. 
	“Pikachu doesn’t normally act like this!” Ash chased T around. 
Misao was laughing evilly.
	“Pika! Pika! *smile*”
	“AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG! GET IT OFF ME! SUPERIOR BOLT PUNISHMENT!” The 
sky darkened and a humongous lightning bolt struck Pikachu. This made 
it cling tighter, “WHINI BURN IT!” Whini put her hands together and 
they started to glow. Ash jumped in front of T. 
	“Wait!” He cried, “Pikachu please! Get off that man’s leg!” Ash 
tried to coax Pikachu off but he was perfectly content with his suga’daddy. 
T was in tears about now. 
	“THIS DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT!” 
	“Pikachu! I’ll give you a Scooby snack! A chee-to! A hot pocket!” Ash pleaded.  
“Try a room!” Misao laughed even harder. 
“YOU’RE NOT HELPING!” T screamed. Misao was laughing so hard tears 
started to swell up around her eyes. Pikachu’s ears perked up and 
he pranced into Ash’s book bag. A sigh arose from T.
	“Oh Grace, sweet Grace, thank you!” T prayed happily. Lance laughed, “WHAT?”
	“For a minute there I thought I was going to have a little godson.”
	“You wouldn’t be the godfather anyway.” T grumbled. 
	“I’m really sorry! He just gets excited sometimes! That’s why 
I didn’t get my last badge…” Ash apologized. T glared at him and tore 
off his pant leg.
	“I’ll fry that thing next time he comes 20 feet of me!” T grumbled. 
	“Hey, do you guys hear something?” Misty cupped her ear.
	“Sounds like arguing!” Melody looked around. 
ZOOOOOOOOOOOM!
NEEEEERRRRRO!
	“What the?” Brock looked around, “With my eyes closed like this 
I can’t see a thing!”
 
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	“You missed them you fool!” Vegeta turned his glaring eyes at Goku.
	“WHAT?”
	“I SAID, YOU-” Vegeta didn’t get to finish before he slammed into a rock. 

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	“Bugs?” Whini shrugged.
	“No, too big.” Lance shook his head.
	“They flew kinda low.” T mentioned.
	“They landed over there.” Melody pointed at the rock. There 
was a large man in an orange suit waving at them. They all trotted 
over there. 
	“Hi! I’m Goku! And this is Vegeta! Are you the only ones? 
Cuz we need to collect the remaining people cuz other wise we don’t 
know anything!” Everyone looked confused. 
	“Um…” Lance spoke up, “you want us to come with you to the 
other islanders?” Goku snaps his fingers and laughs. 
	“YEAH! That’s it!”   

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	“What’s taking them so long?” Michiru looked around. The fire 
was starting to go out. 
	“I say, as soon as everyone gets here we get to know each other!”
 Amelia beams. 
	“That sounds like a great idea!” Kenshin agreed.
NEEEEERRRRRO!
	“Looks like they're back!” Mamoru pointed out.
“Gee, Mamoru you’re a quick one today!” Naga says in sarcastic 
excitement. Goku landed carrying Ash, Misty, Brock, Lance, 
Misao, Vegeta and Pikachu. Whini, T and Melody landed behind him.
“I think we got ‘em all!” Goku dropped them all and smiled. The 
black mist started to appear.
“Greetings, welcome to my island again. Now
 that you are all here I will fill you in 
on what is happening. You are not the 
only people on this island. There are 
vicious natives and two other Beings you may know.”
“Who?” Amelia asked
“No one that you know dear, But Goku and Kenshin know them. 
Your little playmate Cell, Goku and
Your charred friend Shishio, Kenshin”
Both of them gasp. 
	“ARE YOU CRAZY! CELL WILL BLOW UP THIS ENTIRE ISLAND!” 
Goku yelled.
	“Everyone is in danger now that Shishio is on this island. 
Why would you put innocent people in peril.” Kenshin got all serious
 and was about to make a speech about how fighting is wrong and life 
in general but the mist cut him off.
“You do out number them, and besides it’ll be fun!”
“YOU ARE CRAZY!” 
“You don’t think your numbers are fair, Goku?
 Don’t worry, Cell hasn’t figured out 
where he is yet, and because of 
the atmosphere he isn’t able to
fly enough to see. In fact none of you can, nor can yo use complex 
magic, Lina I trust you figured that out?”
Lina nodded.
“If any of you climb or fly more then 39 m high, you will black out.”
	“Why are we here?” Lance asked. 
“For fun.”
“WHAT!?”
“Next question!”
“What is your name?” Zelgadis asked.
“Well…you can just call me…hum…*Giggle*
JonnySipyzipyzaBANGbowwownowdow.”
“WHAT?”  Everyone grew a sweatdrop.
“Do you have a nick name?” Lina groaned.  
“What do we eat?” Michiru asked.
“Whatever you want…”
“That wasn’t the answer I was looking for…” Michiru glared at 
the ground. The fire and the moon were the only light. The 
flame flickered. 
“Anymore questions?”
“When are we going home?” Ash moaned. 
“As soon as you conquer this island. Any more? Good, now 
for the part you’ll like the best. 
Because I don’t want my people to 
feel too homesick you may 
each wish ONE item starting 
with…Ash! What do you want more in the 
world than anything else, and it can’t be a 
person or living thing.”
A/N this part is very boring but I like it in here so if you would 
like to cut to the chase scroll down and at the end I’ll sum it up.! Thanx!*

Ash’s face brightened. 
	“My bike!” 
“Are you sure? It won’t due any good on sand.”
	“Ok, then…something that will do me good…hum… a giant 
crate of Ramean!”
“A very wise wish indeed!”
And poof, there it was a giant crate about 3 meters high 
of Ramean.
Lina edged closer to Ash. 
	“You are my new best friend, ok?” Lina nudged.
“And what can I get the lady?” 
	“My fishing pole!” Misty piped up. 
“Brock?”
	“The Sports Illustrated swimsuit addition!”
“Um…ok…”
And one by one they popped up. Brock made a mad dash 
for his wish. 
“Kenshin! What would you like?”
	“Can I wish for world peace?”
“Um, no.”
	“I really don’t need anything!” Kenshin laughed 
	“Get gasoline!” Naga hinted. 
	“What’s that?”
	“You know! Girl scout water! Fire starter!”
	“Oh! Kerosene! Now why would we need that?” 
	“TO START A FIRE QUICKLY AND EFFICIENTLY!” Everyone 
yelled at him. 
	“Ok!” 
“A jug of Kerosene then?” 
	“I guess…” POOF!
“Sano, what do you want more than anything?”
		Sano’s eyes began to water, and his bottom lip 
quivered. He smiled.
	“Zanza…”
“Pardon?”
	“My lovely Zanza…” A tear rolled down his cheek.
	“Girlfriend?” Lina whispered to Kenshin. 
	“No, sword.” He whispered back. Lina looked confused. 
“Ok…Zanza…coming up…” 
POOF!
A HUMONGOUS sword with a tan cloth around it stood in front of 
Sano. It was SO big it blocked Michiru’s view of the moon, 
which was pretty high by now. Sano burst into tears and hugged
 the sword. 
	“Oh my baby! How did I ever let you go!? OH! That’s right,
 I didn’t, Kenshin BROKE you!”
	“I did not! It was your own fault!” 
	“WE WERE WINNING AND YOU KNOW IT!”
“Misao…what do you want?”
	“My throwing daggers!” Misao said excitedly, “And it’s 
a set of twelve so don’t cheat me!” 
POOF!
	“WAHOO!” Misao squealed. 
“Amelia, sweet Amelia, what is your desire?”
	“oh, I don’t know…JUSTICE!”
“no.”
	“then…THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE!”
POOF!
“Zelgadis?”
	“Sword.” 
Poof!
“Lina, I’m sure you’ll want a weapon too?”
	“*Sigh* that would be a good guess, but what I really 
want is…A WHOLE LATTA FOOD!
“As you wish…”
Poof!
Lina laughed hysterically as tears trickled down her cheeks.
“Naga?”
	“Anything?”
“Anything as long as it’s not alive.”
	“A Pistol, with unlimited bullets.” 
Poof.
“Be careful with that.”
Naga smiled evilly, “No prob.” 
“Melody, what does your little 
heart desire most in the world?”
	“My Fea wand, sir.”
Poof!
“A weapon for Whini?”
	“Hell yes! I want my Cinder whip!” 
POOF!
	“AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” *WA-PISH* Whini cracked her whip 
and was content. 
“T, what can I do you for?”
“My double Bear swords, and they come in a pair.”
“I understand…”
POOF!
“Lance?”
	“The book of the Universe.”
POOF!
“Mamoru, make it quick.”
	“My cane.”
“Michiru?”
	“My violin” 
“And Chibi-chibi! What do you want my dear?” 
	“CHIBI!”
“Of course!”
POOF!
POOF!
POOF!
A Huge lollypop fell at Chibi-chibi’s feet.
	“CHIBI!” 
	“Pika-pika! Pika-chu!”
“Oh I’m sorry Pikachu, what is it.”
	“Pika.”
“That’s disgusting! I can’t grant that! Goku, Vegeta, 
Piccolo, your wishes please so we can get on with this.” 
	“An umbrella.”
	“To be the most powerful man in the Universe!” 
	“My cloak thingy”
POOF!
POOF!
POOF!
	“WHAT! THIS IS A SHIRT!” Vegeta yelled.
“Yeah but it says that you’re the
 most powerful man in the universe.”
	“Why you!”
 
(A/N Alright, here’s the list! Ash: bike, Brock: swimsuit 
magazine, Misty: fishing pole, Kenshin: gasoline, Sano: 
Zanza, Misao: throwing Daggers, Amelia: Hammer Of justice, 
Zelgadis: Sword, Naga: gun, Lina: “a whole latta food”, Goku: umbrella, 
Piccolo: cloak thingy, Vegeta: a shirt saying 
“I’m the Most Powerful Man In the Universe” Thanx!)
 
“Now then. You all have your things, I suppose you are happy for the 
time being? Good! I will return in 5 sunsets. I hope to see you all,
 so mind the unearthly creatures. Good night!”
The mist flouted away
 “Unearthly creatures? Lance!” Melody whined and hugged his arm.
“Oh! I’m scared too, Mamoru! Hold me!” Michiru clung to Mamoru’s arm.
“Well, if we get to sleep tonight, I think we should take shifts.” 
Lance said, “Any volunteers?”

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Kenshin watched the sun rise on the endless sea. His mind was 
on many different things, Shishio, how he got here, people back 
home, the strange people he was with. His stomach growled fiercely.
 Now food, too many things to care about for such a carefree man.
 How was he going to get back home? And how is the dojo without 
his protection? It probably was a good thing that Shishio
 was on the island. 
	Funny, he thought, although I’m a whole new world apart 
from mine, the sunset still looks as radiant as always. He smiled. 
Kenshin sat and gladly endured the silence. He heard a scuffle 
behind him.
	 “AHG! GET THAT PERVERTED RAT OFF OF ME!” Kenshin cringed at 
the obnoxious noise, “CREATION THUNDER BOLT FURY!”
	Kenshin’s sunset was gone, now covered up by a dark flashing 
cloud. Kenshin saw a yellow thing fly through the air and then it 
came crashing down to splash off in the distance. He sighed heavily 
and got up. 
	“Good morning, T.” Whini yawned. By this time everyone was 
getting up. 
	“What’s for breakfast?” Lina asked, “oh right, I don’t need to 
worry! I have a LOT OF FOOD!” Lina laughed giddily. Zelgadis tapped 
her on the shoulder, “WHAT ZEL!?”
	“We had visitors…and they kind of…ate everything…” Zel started 
to back away.
	“WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AHHHHHHGGG! DARKNESS BEYOND TWILIGHT!…” 
	“Ms. Lina, NO!” Amelia cried, Zel stopped her. 
	“She can’t do it remember, just let her go with the thing…”
Michiru looked around.
	“So what is for breakfast?” 
	“Fish.” Whini replied.”
	“Really? Where?” Mokoto searched excitedly. Whini pointed to sea. 
	“Out there.” She yawned.  

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Good thing I found this raft! Misty thought. There was a sudden 
tug at her line. Misty yanked it upward and found the strangest 
fish she had ever seen on the end of her line. She gasped. It 
had an eye on four antennas. (Not one on each, they were all 
connected) The “fish” was a disgusting brown-green color. It 
was long and had thousands of little legs twitching in the air. 
It looked straight at her and gave her a slow, friendly, 
dagger-toothed smile. She screamed and it winked (or blinked)
at her. She was frozen not knowing what to do.

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Everyone’s attention was called to Misty and the raft. Naga 
recognized the creature immediately. Satan’s fish. 
	“Oh God…MISTY! CUT THE LINE! CUT THE LINE!” Naga called 
waving her arms. 

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The fish’s scales turned to a deep red color, and it’s eye a 
bright yellow. Misty gazed into it. It was beautiful. It swirled
with blue and pleasant images. The fish chomped up the line, closer to Misty. 

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	“She’s hypnotized.” Sano observed. Everyone stared as the fish 
came closer to Misty. 
	“Damn you…” Naga mumbled, she stepped out in front, “SATAN! 
BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GOD!” Diana formed a circle with sand, 
suspended in the air by Diana’s magic, “ I DAMN YOU BACK TO HELL! 
WHITE LIGHT!”  A bright light shot out from the cross formation at 
the fish. It squealed hideously and flopped back in the water. 
Misty’s skin was blistered and burnt from what the people on shore 
could see. Misty slowly stood up her head hung.
	“Misty! Are you alright?” Naga called.  
	“Petty witch! You can’t get rid of me that easily!” A deep 
wicked voice rumbled from Misty. Misty’s head raised to reveal her 
face completely burned off with only the eyes and teeth showing. 
Naga growled.  
	“YOU GO BACK TO HELL AND LEAVE THE CHILDREN OF GOD ALONE!” 
Whini yelled. 
	“SINNER! YOU BELONG TO ME!” Misty pointed at Whini. She collapsed
 coughing buckets of blood. 
	“RID THAT CHILD OF YOUR ROTTED SOUL AT ONCE FOR I AM NOT AFRAID 
OF YOU! GO BACK TO HELL! GOD DAMNATION!” A white light surrounded Naga 
and the rest of the islanders. Misty or Satan (One of the two.) was 
blown of the raft and a great wave swallowed him. Whini got up, looking 
very white. Amelia helped her up. 
	“Healing…” Amelia said softly. Whini regained color again. 
	“WHINI! YOU CHEATED SATAN OUT OF DEATH! WADDA’ GO!” T laughed and 
patted Whini on the back.
	“Way to play hero, Naga…” Lina sneered.
	“You just jealous I got there first!” Naga stuck her tongue out.	 
	“Is she…dead…” Ash stared out to sea. 
	“Yes, I’m sorry…” Zelgadis put a heavy hand on the little boy’s 
shoulder. 
	“Y-you’re a witch!” Sano, Kenshin and Misao backed up.
	“sorceress…” Naga corrected.

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Ash set out a palm leaf with a small flame on it and watched it
 until it disappeared into the distance. They all sighed and went
 back to breakfast.
	Melody had made a nice vegetarian breakfast with her garden of 
fruits and vegetables she had conjured up with her Fea wand. They all 
munched happily. 
	“Say, T. Where is that little admirer of yours?” Lance eyed T. 
	“Hopefully in hell.” T took another bite of mango. Lance laughed 
quietly. 
	“Hey?” Brock looked around, “Where’s Pikachu?” a loud snort came 
from T and Lance. 

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	“We need to assemble teams.” Zelgadis piped up.	
“where did that come from?” Piccolo raised an eyebrow.
	“Teams?” Kenshin looked confused. 
	“Well, like a team that goes and explores the island and hunters 
and…”
	“I wanna’ be on the hunting team!” Sano raised her hand. 
	“Not yet! And a team to cook and maybe a team to build shelters.”
	“Sounds good.” Lance agrees. 
	“Now, does everyone agree? Everyone will be a part of one or two 
teams.” Everyone nodded, “Good! Okay hunters have to be fit and can 
stand blood. And it also helps to have that ‘killer’ instinct. Anyone” 
Sano, T, Whini, and Mokoto all raised their hands, “alright, who wants 
to stay here and sew, cook and stuff like that?” Michiru, Melody, Amelia, 
Brock, Piccolo, Mamoru, and Kenshin agreed, “Exploring and landscaping 
the isle?” Lance, Vegeta, Lina, Ash, Goku, Misao, Zelgadis and Naga 
volunteered. “Alright! We’re all organized now! So Hunters, what's 
for dinner?” 
	“Chibi-chibi!” Mokoto replied.
	“Chibi?” Chibi-chibi said looking up from her sand castle 
(more like a mound with a stick in it) 
	“Let’s find out!” Sano got up. 
	“Don’t you need weapons?” Lance asked.    
	“Oh…” 
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The new hunters sat there for a while. The explorers ran off
 to explore, meaning, none of the fairly intelligent people 
were there. Lets face it, on the common sense side, these 
hunters in a race, tie a rock with a slug riding it.
	“Maybe we can go look for rocks, or shells. They’re sharp…” 
Sano suggested.
	“And sticks!” T pointed out, “for spears!” 
	“There’s bamboo over there.” Mokoto pointed. 
	“Well we can’t just sit here! Move out!” Whini ordered. 
And that’s all it took. The realization that shells and rocks 
could make sharp things.  So they searched for rocks and shells 
or anything that would make a good head or knife. 
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	“Hey! Look what I found!” Goku pointed at a tree. 
	“Very good!” Misao smiled. She was glad someone was having 
fun on this strange island. Goku skipped far ahead, singing a 
merry song.	
	“Be careful!” Lance called. 
	“WeeeeeeeeeeeeHEY! There’s a big hill!” Goku ran ahead. 
	“Wait for me!” Vegeta ran after him.
	“HEY! THIS IS A GREAT VIEW OF THE ISLAND!” Goku cried. The 
rest of the group caught up with them. It was a spectacular view! 
You could stand in one place and all you would have to do is turn 
around to see everything. 
	“Wow! It IS pretty!” Misao awed. 
	“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT’S MY HILL NOW!” Vegeta cried 
and pushed Goku off the edge!
	“AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!! VEGETA! STOP IT!” Goku held onto the 
edge. A gentle wind whispered ancient words. It smelt of dried leaves 
and sweet ginger.

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A large fire glowed brightly on the shore. The yellow blazed,
dancing on the walls of the four huts.  The islanders settled
in quite bay by the “Eagle Point” or look out rock the 
explorers found a week ago. 
Melody sat by the fire sewing Goku’s shoes. "What funny looking
 shoes" she thought. 
	“Geez, how long have they been gone?” Brock looked up from
 his needlework. 
 	“About two hours…” Amelia fed the fire. 
	“What’s taking them so long?” Michiru whined.
	“Oh you know how much fun they have playing with their food” 
Amelia tittered
	“I don’t know what they see in making a creature suffer like 
that. It’s not right.” Kenshin shook his head. The sun was half way
 melted into the sea. Whoops and hollers of triumph came from deep 
in the forest. Everyone at camp sighed. 
	“Finally.” Piccolo sighed worried that they wouldn’t come back
 safe. The cries came closer, now more recognizable. 
	“WE GOT IT! WE GOT THE SON OF A BITCH!” Sano whooped. 
Mokoto emerged out of the forest carrying one end of spear. 
	“Good job guys!” Piccolo smiled, “Who was it?” 
	“I caught it!” Whini cried, leaping over a bush, striking a 
pose. Sano came carrying the other end of the spear. T limped out 
of the forest clutching his side, blood oozed between his fingers. 
Melody gasped. 
	“T, what happened?” She got up to help him. 
	“Damn thing tried to eat me…ow!” 
	“It wouldn’t have if you hadn’t of been so stupid! I was 
doing fine!” Whini complained. 
	“It was going to trample you! And i was being heroic.” T whined.
	“Sit still,” Melody ordered, trying to bandage his side. 
	“Owieowieowieowie…!”
Mokoto and Sano laid the boar down on its side. Mokoto took out 
her knife and gutted the giant beast. Guts spilled out onto the 
sand. Kenshin paled and ran towards the poo-poo tree, which Goku 
named.
“Soups up.” Mokoto said turning toward the other islanders, 
a weird look on her face. She pulls out the spleen, spears it, 
and holds it over the fire. The juices and blood sizzled and 
whined as it dripped down the stick and onto Mokoto’s fist. 
Mokoto licked it off and shoved the pig organ back into the fire.
	Michiru flinched, “I’m so glad I’m a vegetarian.”
	“What? What do you want, woman?” Vegeta growled, taking a bite 
out of the raw intestines.
	“Dammit! My spear broke. Stupid Mamoru didn’t drink his milk…” 
Sano complained.
	(Yes it’s true, the tribe had eaten Mamoru. You see, they didn’t 
have any shells or rocks to make weapons out of. Plus, they were tired 
of his corny jokes and lectures.)
	“I’m…so…HUNGRY!!” Goku screamed, dashing (not running) toward the 
boar. He drilled through the thing, like Scooby-Doo on a cob of corn.
	“GGGOOOKKKUUU!!! NNNNNOOOOOO!!” Piccolo leaped toward Goku, as 
everyone stared at him in shock. 
But by the time Goku was stopped, the boar was finished.
	“FOOL! I WAS GOING TO HAVE SECONDS!” Vegeta roared, stamping 
his foot on the ground like a child.
	“Now calm down Vegeta… I’m sure he didn’t mean it.” Piccolo 
said in a soothing voice.
	“He did too!”
	“Now’s the time to become a vegetarian!” Melody pointed out 
helpfully, biting into a piece of fruit like in a TV commercial, 
“Mmmm…Nature’s candy.”
	“No, WOMAN, I NEED meat.” Vegeta crossed his arms and sat 
down, a pout on his face.
	“Well I guess dinner’s…gone.” Mokoto sighed.
	“At least you got a piece Vegeta.” Whini growled, walking 
over to the boar. She ripped out a giant tusk, a token of her kill,
 “Sano, skin it for me, please.”
	“Hmm?” Sano looked up from were he was, a pair of wooden dice
 in his hand.
“I’M HHHHUUUUNNNNGGGGRRRRYYYYY!!!!!” Goku cried.
“WHAT?! YOU’RE STILL HUNGRY?!” everyone yelled simultaneously.
“I’m a ssaaaiiyyyannn. I’m used to big meals.”
 Goku started to chew on his foot.
“I hope he gets a tape worm.” Lance hmphed, and rolled his eyes,
 “Though it wouldn’t help much…” He puppy-eyed Melody’s mango, “Please?”
“Fine.” Melody tossed the half-eaten fruit at him.
“Hello.” JonnyzipyzipyzaBANGbowwownowdow appeared,
“I see that three of you are not with us today,
 I’m disappointed in them, what happened?”
“We ate Mamoru!” T exclaimed happily.
“Oh I see. I’m guessing some of you are vegetarians now.”
Michiru and Amelia raise their hands.
“And Misty?”
	“The witch blew her away…” Sano growled.
	“And that little rat is rotting in horny hell! Ha-ha!” T laughed.
	“Don’t move! It’ll only make it hurt more!” Whini scolded. 	
“Oh that’s too bad, but on a brighter note, I have a fun little game for you tomorrow. The game is… I’ll stick you all on a raft,And you’ll be hounded by…A HORSEFLY…Moo-ha!” 
DU-NAAAAAA *Suspense/horror music*
	“What’s a horsefly?” Melody and Amelia asked instantly.
	Mokoto stood up slowly and took a pose, “A terrible SPAWN of hell!”
	Whini nodded agreement and added, “It’s smarter…smarter than 
anything… chimps…dolphins…us…*DU-NAAAAA*!” She trailed off.
	“I’M SO HUNNNGGGRRRYYY!!!” Goku cried.
“Anyway, the rules are, as soon as someone dies,
NOT killed, then the game is over.” The cloud disappeared.
	“That doesn’t sound too hard…” Brock commented. But Brock 
didn’t know how wrong he was…

(A/N That’s 1! I have two coming up soon, in case you feel that 
you at least need to glance at it before you decide it’s stupid!)
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