It was foggy on the morning of August 14,2000. Jim was walking down the street to his bus stop with his back pack over his shoulder when he was stopped by the fashion police who had made him into a pimp who really liked to do his ho's. He was very sexy in the ugly kind of way, but yet very, very ugly in a waffle iron kind of way and liked to swing from others' dicks. La! La was his last word before the first word. He was about to get down, but no this is a PG rated story, so he just decided to do it censorly with the camera man who was swimming in a tub of lard. It got quite nasty but you wouldn't know that because this is censored, so after the sex we find Jim out of breath and top naked in the Amazon with no one but a giant slimy, perverted, oh wait it was you so you already know what you look like.
Then you and Jim got in a fight over who gets the last banana leaf to cover themselves so thry can take it off or have it ripped off by a person named Lefty who gets turned on by that sorta thing. Which is called humpaback whale that makes apples for people to throw at the president of your dick (if you have one), but make sure that it isn't the president of making elephants die cuz then we would't have piano keys. We would have fake ones that are so fake they can just be made of plastic elephant tusks. Then all of a sudden, a cat jumped onto the fake piano keys and began to play a song called "Do Me Again" by Humphrey Bogart then all of a sudden another cat appeared and started to sing along, but he was off key so a tiger ate him for he wanted to sing the song himself and take another cat to the feline fall ball with a model that looked like her.
Then Fred and Lefty got it on with the tiger because they think it's funny, but really it isn't. It's very very so they brought Bob in it for a foursome because it wasn't much fun with three. Then the cat jumped out the window and had sex with the newspaper stand man because he got bored after he hit the ground. Then the newspaper stand man pressed charges against the cat for rape.
Of course no one believed him because he was wearing a bright pink rubber thong. Then the cat scratched him. He screamed and then Lefty gave him head so he'd shut up. Then Fred gave Lefty head so Lefty would forget about giving the newspaper stand man head. Then Lefty gave Fred head as thanks. Then Bob felt left out of giving and getting head, so he gave Fred and Lefty head. Then the cat and the newspaper stand man gave Bob head. Then all of sudden they went into the room where Lefty died and Bob thought Fred did it and Bob killed Fred and then the cat killed everyone and became supreme emporor of the universe for all eternity. Then I woke up.
The end
I think this story went a little beyond the PG rating. |
