| Bob Pie's Favorite Jokes |
| The Blonde Jokes |
| Okay, there are three girls stuck on an island 20 miles out to sea from the mainland. They are a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Okay, the redhead is the weakest of the three. She swims out 10 miles and drowns. The brunette is stronger than the redhead and swims out 15 miles before she drowns. Then the blonde who is the strongest of the three swims out 19 miles, gets tired and swims back. |
| My Joke |
| Q: What do you call a person who drinks rubbing alcohol? A: A rubbing alcoholic! hahahahaha |
| A blonde walks into a bar and is repeating 41,41,41,41. Another blonde walks in repeating the same thing. After the third blonde walks in the bar tender asks why they are repeating that number over and over again. The third blonde said because we finished a puzzle in 41 days when it said 2-3 years. |
| A blonde walks into a barbershop listening to a walkman. When she goes to sit down the barber asks her to take off her headphones. She simiply replies for him to cut around. The next day another blonde walks in with a walkman the barber asks her to take of the headphones. She also answers for him to just cut around. On the day after yet another blonde walks in this time the barber is annoyed at headphones so he rips off them off and the blonde collapes, dead. The barber was shocked he then put on the headphones to see what they were listening to. What he heard was Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out. |
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| Other Jokes |
| How do u confuse a blonde? Put her in a circlular room and tell her to pee in a corner. How do u confuse a brunette? Tell her u did |