| One early Thursday morning, a guy walked outside to put his clothes on a stray cat. The cat started to run but he was no match for Santa. Santa was a very old person who has a secret identity as a stripper with the name of Goku who does jobs at little kids parties. The little kids were actually very large despite the way they were prejudicially called little because they were young. One of them was a big giant bug that had the urge to touch things inappropriately. The bug also enjoyed long walks on the beach, staying inside and reading a good book or snuggling by a warm fire when some one in hot pants walked in and started to walk back outside, but only after he stepped on an empty pringles package and learned he should never try to eat 16 pringles at once and that abstinence is the best way to have sex and that never give someone a blow job unless you know them. Always say yes to sex because you shouldn�t and Bob is a perve and all he can think about is doing a nice hot guy in a jungle scene. Don�t forget about the lions and aliens who were obsessed with their senses of sex and smell in a nutshell with the frog all turned to mush. The song then began to stop. All of a sudden the wicked witch showed upon the house as Dorothy and company came out of the forest doing masturbation tricks with poisoned apples that sing. Tom went poop and donkey-molester gobble candy apple purple monkey dishwasher and eat my apple you disgusting gay guy. Pfft! Excuse me, I didn�t mean to fart anyways that guy, who�s name was guy, finally got his clothes back from the cat who was wearing his pink rubber thong that ate the green dick, threw up. I love to do stuff. What do I love to do? I love to do dances on people�s laps for money to get a new set of boobs. Mine are too irregular because I can never get the tissue even. Moving on, remember to tell Mom that I saw her fucking that apple two years ago when she was in the diaper with the frog and the moose. I like the moose and the buffalo will soon rule the world and there�s nothing you can do about HOMOSEXUALITY! Yes, I can. I can stick a girl to the wall with mashed potatoes while doing her. Then we all die so the moral is fuck everyone before your dead, too oh and don�t forget Always say yes to sex. |
