| You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When... | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. You have an eye tattoed on your forehead, go up to your friend (or anyone, for that matter), and say, "Hi, I'm Prince Diamond." | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2. You dye your hair pink and try to put it up in "rabbit ears." | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3. You tell people you're 904 years old. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4. You tell people you lived on the moon 1000 years ago. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5. You find proof that you actually DID live on the moon 1000 years ago... | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6. Someone can shout out "Help Me!" and the first thing you do is reach for your compact. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7. You find either a black or white cat, take it home, and say to it, "Luna (or Artemis), you've finally found me! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8. Your family starts singing to the theme song. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9. Your family sings the theme song even when you're not watching the show. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10. Your friends have never seen the show, but they know the words to all the songs. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11. You carry a small computer with you with the symbol for "Mercury" on it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12. You go out in a thunderstorm with a lightning rod glued to your head and shout, "I call upon the forces of Jupiter... JUPITER THUnDER CRASH!!!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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