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Yo, this John LaMantia, a.k.a. JLa. That's right, Jennifer Lopez and her big booty stole JLo from me. So, most of you know me as a sportswriter, but behind the scenes I am not that helpful. I usually turn my articles in Thursday night @ 11, when they were due Tuesday @ 8. But my writing is worth the wait. I was a small time writer before I got on the staff of the Zeph, working for the New York Times, & the Wall Street Journal, but life was tough. Growing up in the heart of G-Mills with a Guatemalan housekeeper is not what I call booty luscious. But my education from Sr. has paid off, all 15,000 grand to tell my housekeeper "limpiar mi cuarto por favor" You'll hear much more from me, look for my work in the Zephyr, and to all the Rome clones, OUT! |
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