| This should absoulutely NOT be taken seriously. This is not an actual stalking society, we may be obsessed, but stalking is wrong and evil. I had a boy stalk me once and it wasn't pretty, in fact it was creepy. Dun do it, this is a joke. If the Police can make a song about stalking people then I can make a page dedicated to it. Again I reiterate, this is a joke, done for funny laughs, hoo-hah! |
| The Stalkers Society |
| Mission Statement- The purpose of "The Stalkers Society" is to stalk and eventually adbduct people who are nifty, so we can put them in a bag and reproduce with them or just keep them for amusement. I am the president *of* the stalker's society. Do not undermine mah authorah-tay. My sister's (ex) boyfriend tried to state that he was the emporer of the stalker's society. He thought that placed himself above me. He was wrong! I had him shot and thrown in the proper trash recepticle. He regretted his moosey fate. How do *you* get to join? Find my e-mail and ask me. Being part of this club means silly non-sensical e-mail messages and sending lurv notes to people. Why do this? Well, I've been the president of the stalker's society since I was 8 and only stalked my sister, for the purposes of scaring her. Now I've decided to move on and aquire members for this noble and elite society. Join TODAY! |
| *~*Members*~* |
| President- Shiore of exquisite cheeses |
| Current Mission- To get a certain someone, who it is shall remain a mystery until I have him in my unholy clutches. Bwahahaha! *Hack* *cough* I will throw him into my nest and then use him for my own sinister purposes! Hahaha! This club has been running for what, two or three years, and I'm *still* the only member. I am so cool. |
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| We now have a cool button to put on your webpage if you join! Hoo-rah! Don't forget to e-mail me telling me that you are in the club and who you're stalking! ^^ |