| Subject Numero Uno: Gretel aka lil' Beastie |
| Ah the story of Gretel is a long and wonderful one! She was born...somewhere but I know it was far away! I met the Gretel monster in 7th grade, it is strange that we went to the same high school and now we are going to the same college. But I enjoy this for Gretel is one of my best friends in the whole world. Yay for Gretel! She and I like to harass old people and eat fermented cheeses together. She is older than me and wiser, she can make clothing too, and it kicks ass because she kicks ass.You know this, I know this Gretel you is like mah bruddah! Only a girl. Yeaaaaah. One day Gretel will be famous and I will be living in a box but she promised me that I could set my box up in her back yard. *sniffle* she is the kindest person I have ever met. |
| Yeah, I changed this page yet again, what are you gonna do about it, bitch??? |
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| Second Person: Daniela aka Stinky |
| Daniela is very mentally stable as you can tell from this marvelous picture. She and I have been aquainted since my very first year of highschool. How special! Just like her. We like to hit on each other and then scream like sissies. How to describe the confused one? She is like jam on the toes of life... Actually Daniela is pretty cool when she's not dancing in a creepy manner. It gives me nightmares, when she is not haunting various people Daniela can be found in remote parts of Alaska for she is often lost. But we love our little Mexican, she is also one of my very best friends, awwww. |
| Friends that I shall add in the near future, once I have your pictures Goddammit: Cat, Jee Regina, Mike, Ani, David, and Tony |