| Thoughts on Life |
| Well here's the section where you will gain insight to my extensive knowledge on things. What sort of things? Well on my life of course! I'm sure you all wanted to know a little bit about that, ne? What?!? You didn't??? Well tough monkies, you swine! I will blather on as I please! ;p |
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| Das ma cousin, Earl, he's available |
| ~ My Statistics~ Name: Carolyn Ruth Green Alias: Turd, Tur, Tur tur, The Carolyn, Stinky Internet Alias: Shiore, Shiore4, demifess (demifess is French for half a butt.) How old am I? 19. Truly, an age of wisdom! Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Grey-blue Status: asexual, pass the cheese puh-leaze. Likes: Drawing, sleeping, eating beef, taunting cows, moving at own pace, watching anime, going on-line, biting her friends and family Dislikes: School, Fish, and poo Fav. Bands: Tori Amos, Stabbing Westward, Lacuna Coil, Snake River Conspiracy, Tool, Eri Sugai, Delirium, Rob Zombie, and Poe Fav. Food: Beef, Conjac Jelly, Swedish fishies, Mounatin Deeeeeeeewwwwwww, and Chicken Teriyaki Mi Familia: Mom, Dad, Oldest sis-Susan, 2nd oldest-Leigh, Middle-Pam, 3rd Youngest- Bud, 2nd Youngest- Beth, and gee I wonder who the youngest could be? ;p Best Friends: Buffy~my sister~, David~my nephew~, Annie~ma neice~, Regina, Daniela, Gretel, Cat, Kelly, Jia, Je, Mike, and mah feet- that's where my toes live! Outlook on life: The possessed space monkies want to steal my ovaries and wave them in the air like hams, but I won't let them. (If this comment disturbed you in any way I advise you not to look at the rest of the site.) |
| So you wanna see what I look like, eh? Well If you are pregnant, have epilepsy, or general repulsion to anything, I advise you not to click below... |
| ...Like I said, I stole mah sister's digital camera. Lookit moves! Moo-ha |