| Mah Quotes, All you Lucky Biznatches! |
| Here is a place where you may observe quotes that I use in my daily life, and hopefully you will integrate them into your own little nob-like lifes as well. Despair, oh yee of caffine-deprived slumber! You shall learn oh the things you shall learn.... |
| Philosophies to live by... |
| - 3 of the best beverages ever made: Coffee, Mountain Dew, and Espresso, drink all three on a daily basis. - hams, although they are delicious, the consumption of three hams will certainly kill you. - Stalk people in a friendly and safe way that won't get you arrested, I have performed this task. You can too. - If at all possible, get abducted by aliens, they're nice. - Women do not have certain male organs, but if you kick a woman in the crotch it still hurts like hell. - Go to Borders whenever you can and buy...stuff. Borders is the best! Eat the baby! Muahaha! *Ahem* Sorry. |
| Quotable Quotes |
| - "Whenever I see happy people my ass itches" -Kevin Kline French Kiss -"You know son, There comes a time in every man's life where he must shed the slippers of boyhood and put on the shoes of manhood. Unless of course they don't fit, but then you can't take them back, because you have already worn them. Do you understand what I am trying to say?" -Brak's father The Brak Show -"Human stinkbeast!" Zim Invader Zim -"I love this show." Gir Invader Zim -"Shoes are for losers" Carolyn, from uhh...me -"Yeah Big Guy? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Danieler the smelly stinkbeast that is my friend -"I'll tear out your ovaries! You said overalls?" Drowning Mona -"My name is Muerte (sp?) it means death!" Under Cover Blues -"TV is good for Ed!" Ed Ed, Edd, n Eddy -"Ah candied beets to calm my nerves." Rolf Ed, Edd, n Eddy -"Muargh!" Mookie El Hazard: The Wanderers Ep. 1 -"I'll take the rapists for 500 Alex. Uhhh... That's therapists Mr. Connery. That's what I said!!!" SNL sketch -"If you were to have 2 uterus, what would you call them? Uteruses? or Uterii? Uterii, I like uterii better." conversation between me and my buddy Regina -"Carolyn, get off the crack." said by *all* my friends |