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| Wicca is gay, and your goddess can suck it. | |||||||||
| When it comes to pissing me off, wiccans aren't far from goths. I saw this dumb bitch the other day who had all sorts of lame wiccan bumper stickers all over her car. The stickers said stupid shit like, "Blessed be" and "Not all witches are bitches" etc... This pissed me off. I hate bad bumper stickers and I hate wicca so you can imagine how angry this made me. So, in a fit of rage, I forced her car off the road and burned her at the stake. Staring at the dancing flames made me realize that the practice of burning witches at the stake was kick ass and should be brought back as a common practice - this practice would also include the burning of goths because they suck too. Some people don't like the idea of burning witches at the stake which leads me to believe that these people are witches too and should be burned at the stake immediately. | |||||||||
| Wicca is a neopagan religion that is popular among Jr. highschool girls (there goes its credibility). Teenage girls are also known for pointless depression, uncontrollable crying, and writing shitty poetry while cutting themselves with old safety-pins. It's no wonder wicca appeals to teenage girls; the only prerequisite for being a witch is being unreasonably stupid. | |||||||||
| Teenage girls like wicca so much because it is sissified and lame. They talk about mother earth, and being goddesses and they fuck around with pentagrams and cast spells. It's all a load of shit. You're not a godess, you're a dumb bitch who was too prissy to be gothic. What makes you a godess anyway? The B- you managed to get in remedial english for writing a poem about mother earth? The flowers you put in your hair while you frolic through the park barefoot? The homemade pentagram tattoo on your ankle that looks like shit? Or are you a witch because you wanted to make your parents worry about you? Don't worry, your low I.Q. and partial retardation from birth was already worrying your parents. I am well aware that males can be witches too, hell the singer from godsmack is a witch (yet another reason to burn witches at the stake). The term male witch is an oxymoron as far as I'm concerned (example: singer from godsmack). D&D kids are one thing, but male witches? Come on, that's just sad. |
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| The whole thing is stupid. Cast all the spells you want sabrina, but my foot kicking your ass is the only result you can expect. And every time I see some stupid novelty wiccan bumper sticker, I'm going to litter to fuck with mother earth, and I'm going to make several sexist comments just to piss off all of the goddesses out there. | |||||||||
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