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| No, that shit does not rock. | ||||||||||||
| A lot of morons have been misusing the term "that rocks" lately. Some butthole on tv actually said Britney Spears rocks. No she doesn't. Her "music" is not rock at all, it's about as far from rock as you can get. For that matter, Justin Timberlake does not rock either, he sucks...a lot of dick. Rap doesn't rock, pop doesn't rock (poprocks do rock however), R&B doesn't rock, mtv doesn't rock, the show Friends most definately does not rock, and your new FUBU outfit does not rock, it looks silly and you're an asshole for spending all that money on it. | ||||||||||||
| You know what rocks. I fucking do. You know why, because I can kick your dad's ass, and I drink way more than your alcoholic mother. When something rocks it must be kick ass. For example, Old English rocks, beating the shit out of gothic kids rocks, the band Decapitated kicks ass, but they also rock, breaking the new Linkin Park cd, lighting it on fire, and then pissing it out rocks (I did this and I know for a fact it rocks) pissing in a car's open window because the guy who owns it is an asshole, rocks, getting cool shit for free rocks, going to the comic convention drunk and laughing at everybody rocks. These are but a few examples of things that do in fact rock. If you are unclear if something rocks, ask me. | ||||||||||||
| So, the next time you're out somewhere, and a fat guy wearing a Mariah Carey Glitter shirt says Ricky Martin rocks, you know he is a lying dick and you can deal with him properly. I usually use my thumbs to gouge out their eyes, kick them repeatedly in the shins until they fall over and weap bitterly, mash their toes with my boots, or punch them right in the throat. Use your imagination, whatever pain you inflict on them is funny. | ||||||||||||
| P.S. Another phrase that pisses me off (another one of many) is "that kicks". That kicks? It kicks what? The people that usually say this are religious kids that are such pussies they're afraid to say ass or even butt. I hate this phrase, and everytime someone says it, I quickly kick them. There is no question what kicks now; I do, right in the teeth. what a bunch of faggots. | ||||||||||||
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