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Old English is kickass. |
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Ten reasons why. |
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REASON 1: It's super cheap. Five bucks gets you four 16 oz. cans. |
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REASON 2: The alcohol content is 7.5 percent. |
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REASON 3: It helps you forget. Forget what? It doesn't matter; I'd be amazed if you remembered much of anything after drinking a shit-load of this. |
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REASON 4: It's really historical. It's old English, but we speak new English. |
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REASON 5: Every can you drink makes you stronger. After twelve cans, you're bulletproof and even the police won't hassle you for pissing on their motorcycles. |
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REASON 6: It tastes good (unless it gets warm). |
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REASON 7: It's the perfect warm-up drink to whiskey. Start on a few cans (or 40's) of OE and then start doing shots. It's like stretching before a serious work-out. |
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REASON 8: After a few OE's, you will tell everyone exactly what you really think of them. |
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REASON 9: Every sip you take, deletes one of your negative personality traits, or physical inadequacies. |
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REASON 10: If you're an alcoholic, you'd kill youself without it. |
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There's plenty more reasons why this beer kicks ass, but I've had a few myself and cannot adequately convey how kick ass this beer is in my current state. I'm sure there will be much more on this subject later. Until then, drink up. |
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Home. |
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