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| About me: I'm not just an angry jerk. Or maybe I am. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| All you really need to know about me you can figure out by reading the stuff I put on this page. But I figured you'd want some idea of who you are projecting your raging hatred at. So here's some information about myself, and why I am more than qualified to maintain a free geocities web page that will most likely never be read by anyone other than the people that know me. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Isn't there enough filth online? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Probably, but I don't care. If you're happy with the rest of the filth on the internet, go back to what ever beastiality porn site you're currently subscribing to. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What the fuck is wrong with you? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Oh so many things. There's so much to choose from. You can pick and choose from the problems I have and decide which ones are the major contributors to my overall mental state. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Who are you? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Just a guy pushed too far. I'm a little like the guy from the movie Falling Down, but because I don't want to spend the rest of my life in prison, I write to vent my righteous indignation instead of shooting everyone who pisses me off. Besides, I probably couldn't afford the cost of the bullets. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What are you? 12? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nope. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I noticed a spelling error asshead. Can't you spell? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I can spell just fine, but the combination of geocities pagebuilder not having a spell check, the small amount of time I spend when I write, and usually being drunk create numerous chances for spelling errors. Shouldn't you be doing something better with your time than proofreading my site? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Are you affiliated with any organizations I should be boycotting because of you? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I am the Commander in Chief and sole member of the Misanthropic Army: Truly an Army of One. If you don't get the joke, I suggest you stop watching MTV and read a book. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| My favorite band is Eminem. What's you're favorite band? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eminem isn't a band tool. Eminem is a guy who sucks and pisses me off. I listen mainly to death metal, black metal, and grindcore. I also enjoy some classical music. There are some bands I like that aren't really metal too. Generally though, a rule of thumb with me is, if it's on MTV and played on the radio all the time, I probably hate it. Not because I "hate bands that sell out" but because most of what the braindead peons out there like enough for it to make it on TV is musicless pablum only a mental cripple would find amusing enough to tolerate. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What are your hobbies? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You're reading it chump. I also write music and am trying to learn how to play the violin. That little sumbitch is a tough instrument to play. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Do you have a girlfriend? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Fuck no. Do you think with my temper there is any way I could ever have a meaningful relationship with a woman. Shit, do you think there is a woman alive who could stand me long enough to eat a meal and watch a movie in my presence? Not likely. Plus, I don't need some empty-headed bitch telling me what to do. "Well what about the sex dude?" Fuck sex. I don't need it. I'm so angry I don't have a sex drive. I'm all hate and anger. I'd rather punch someone who pissed me off in the face and get away with it than get a little. Most human contact is useless and romantic relationships are usually worse than that. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| How dumb is President Bush? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| He's smart enough to go to Yale and Harvard and succeed in business and serve two terms as President. I'd say he's smarter than most people. His immigration policy is retarded, and I would have been tougher on those camel fuckers in the Middle East, but other than that, I like him. If I were President, I'd bomb every arab country in the Middle East and give all the land to Israel. They're the only habitable country over there. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Do you have a job? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Right now I'm a freelance copywriter looking for full time employment. If after reading this you might want to hire me, contact me at [email protected]. If you want to publish me do the same. I've been turned down by three publishers so far, you can be the publisher with the balls to print this. I dare you. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||